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      06-28-2016, 11:15 AM   #2201
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I turned sigs on. I think maybe bimmette was right.
What was bimmette right about?

Now that you're female #4 on this forum, how's the leg humping been?

Edit: I have to keep clearing history on my phone so it doesn't catch an STD
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I turned sigs on. I think maybe bimmette was right.
What was bimmette right about?

Now that you're female #4 on this forum, how's the leg humping been?

Edit: I have to keep clearing history on my phone so it doesn't catch an STD
Lol. I've been a member since 2007. Probably precede most. I'm not here for leg humping. I'm just bored at work.
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Lol. I've been a member since 2007. Probably precede most. I'm not here for leg humping. I'm just bored at work.
Indeed. You are prehistoric.
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Also, every time I read my sig, I burst out into tears. That's gotta be the most hilarious thing I've read on this forum, in a while.


Confused emoticon drives it home.
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Lol. I've been a member since 2007. Probably precede most. I'm not here for leg humping. I'm just bored at work.
Indeed. You are prehistoric.
Essentially. I'm probably ten years older than most of you. Right silvergray545
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Essentially. I'm probably ten years older than most of you. Right silvergray545
Not me! HAH! I win at something... wait wut?
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Essentially. I'm probably ten years older than most of you. Right silvergray545
silvergray545, NYC isn't that far from Ohio. Show her what you're made of.


Besides, he told me in confidence that he loves the maturity found in older women. In fact, he prefers it. Don't let him tell you otherwise.
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Not me! HAH! I win at something... wait wut?
LMAOOOOOO.
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Essentially. I'm probably ten years older than most of you. Right silvergray545
silvergray545, NYC isn't that far from Ohio. Show her what you're made of.


Besides, he told me in confidence that he loves the maturity found in older women. In fact, he prefers it. Don't let him tell you otherwise.
Who said I was mature? I'm talking to you guys afterall.
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Who said I was mature? I'm talking to you guys afterall.
I'm quite mature for a 26 year old child, thank you very much.
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Also, every time I read my sig, I burst out into tears. That's gotta be the most hilarious thing I've read on this forum, in a while.


Confused emoticon drives it home.
LMAO YOU DIDN'T
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Essentially. I'm probably ten years older than most of you. Right silvergray545
Oh yeah, AT LEAST ten years older than everyone here.
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silvergray545, NYC isn't that far from Ohio. Show her what you're made of.


Besides, he told me in confidence that he loves the maturity found in older women. In fact, he prefers it. Don't let him tell you otherwise.
Haha only if she allows me to grace her with my presence.

And bruh why do you gotta put my shit on blast!?
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I'm quite mature for a 26 year old child, thank you very much.
These are both accurate statements.
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LMAO YOU DIDN'T.
I DEED.

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Oh yeah, AT LEAST ten years older than everyone here..
MEANIE.

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Haha only if she allows me to grace her with my presence.

And bruh why do you gotta put my shit on blast!? .
CUZ BLAST.

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These are both accurate statements.
AKRATE.
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Dude! Pics and vids ASAP!

LMAO YOU DIDN'T

Oh yeah, AT LEAST ten years older than everyone here.

Haha only if she allows me to grace her with my presence.

And bruh why do you gotta put my shit on blast!?




These are both accurate statements.

100%. Once it's done I'm gonna post em. Can't wait.
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Who said I was mature? I'm talking to you guys afterall.
So in the last 10 years, how much have you been on OT?

I think we lost Sara504 for good? Or until she is done with Dr. Perfect? I'm not sure how that works.
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Dude! Pics and vids ASAP!

LMAO YOU DIDN'T

Oh yeah, AT LEAST ten years older than everyone here.

Haha only if she allows me to grace her with my presence.

And bruh why do you gotta put my shit on blast!?




These are both accurate statements.

100%. Once it's done I'm gonna post em. Can't wait.
For a second there, I thought he meant he was going to post pics and vids after catching scabbies on xhamster / Craigslist after barebacking...
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So in the last 10 years, how much have you been on OT?

I think we lost Sara504 for good? Or until she is done with Dr. Perfect? I'm not sure how that works.
She still makes time for me via other forms of social media.


Yes, be very jealous. I am the king.


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She still makes time for me via other forms of social media.


Yes, be very jealous. I am the king.


Sara504? Man, she keeps you close cuz you know all white blonde girls want BBC at SOME point.
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For a second there, I thought he meant he was going to post pics and vids after catching scabbies on xhamster / Craigslist after barebacking...
I caught an assrash from a place called Gran Prix in Montreal once. Does that count?

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Sara504? Man, she keeps you close cuz you know all white blonde girls want BBC at SOME point.
She probably also realized that my credit has also improved to a more desirable realm of possibility for her, so the fantasies have come forth.
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I DEED.



MEANIE.



CUZ BLAST.



AKRATE.
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She still makes time for me via other forms of social media.


Yes, be very jealous. I am the king.


This gif very accurately describes Verb.
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I'm a relentless fuck (literally).

Don't even make eye contact with me, you will turn to stone.
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Don't even make eye contact with me, you will turn to stone.
Simmer down, Medusa...
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