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      01-27-2016, 08:24 PM   #2201
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      01-27-2016, 08:42 PM   #2202
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Finally! Someone gets it right.
You're welcome. This is how I envision you based on your profile pic. I am sure that I am correct. cheers.
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      01-27-2016, 08:42 PM   #2203
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You're welcome. This is how I envision you based on your profile pic. I am sure that I am correct. cheers.
You are such an old suck up!
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      01-27-2016, 08:43 PM   #2204
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My friend..You need natural blonde hair for Lups (Mama Anna)
Ah, for some reason I thought she was a brunette MILF.
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      01-27-2016, 08:44 PM   #2205
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Oh, you're newer than I am by a month. You have a lot to get caught up on.
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      01-27-2016, 08:47 PM   #2206
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You are such an old suck up!
Who you calling old suck up? Make a woman smile, you will always smile.

Unless her pic is a fake her on profile, I don't think I am far off.

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      01-27-2016, 08:49 PM   #2207
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Who you calling old suck up? Make a woman smile, you will always smile.

Unless her pic is a fake her on profile, I don't think I am far off.

I've been drinking today like I shouldn't have been, so it was the first thing my stupor mind came up with.


Most of the time they are angle pics, so they look 140lbs but in reality its 200lbs. Fucking cameras man. So much for the "camera adds 10 lbs", bitches make it drop 30.
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      01-27-2016, 08:54 PM   #2208
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I've been drinking today like I shouldn't have been, so it was the first thing my stupor mind came up with.


Most of the time they are angle pics, so they look 140lbs but in reality its 200lbs. Fucking cameras man. So much for the "camera adds 10 lbs", bitches make it drop 30.
No worries over here.
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      01-27-2016, 08:55 PM   #2209
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Who you calling old suck up? Make a woman smile, you will always smile.

Unless her pic is a fake her on profile, I don't think I am far off.

I've been drinking today like I shouldn't have been, so it was the first thing my stupor mind came up with.


Most of the time they are angle pics, so they look 140lbs but in reality its 200lbs. Fucking cameras man. So much for the "camera adds 10 lbs", bitches make it drop 30.
Sometimes more than 30...
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      01-27-2016, 08:59 PM   #2210
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My hair is now mainly blue, so no go phil. I managed to tip it into paint, and ended up cutting about 30 cm off. Naturally the part I could save, has enough paint in it that it'll take weeks to get it all out.

I would love to say I'm kidding, but at least I got the helping dog clean!
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      01-27-2016, 09:59 PM   #2211
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No worries over here.
About my poor articulation or the IRL weight vs. photo weight issue?

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Sometimes more than 30...
Look at da tits den look at da hips, if ya wanna absorb the tips. (You can see the hip bulge, it's all about details)
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      01-27-2016, 11:53 PM   #2212
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      01-28-2016, 12:27 AM   #2213
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More like a beautiful blue hue in it. I would pass as a witch now!

The funny thing is, I don't know what happened. A friend of mine brought my gs home, she was jumping around and I managed to dip my hair? And the dogs front leg elbow?

Oh well. Shorter hair than ever in the last ten years! I'll take it!
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      01-28-2016, 12:28 AM   #2214
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The Škoda Octavia is a Vag product.

They're made in Mlada Boleslav, Czech Republic, my Grandmother worked there.

Their latest and greatest.
Yes. My point is that I have never seen a Merc as a police vehicle here. I am aware of who manufactures skodas.
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      01-28-2016, 12:45 AM   #2215
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Yes. My point is that I have never seen a Merc as a police vehicle here. I am aware of who manufactures skodas.
That's just a DAMN ugly Passat....never thought it could be made uglier
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      01-28-2016, 01:34 AM   #2216
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That's just a DAMN ugly Passat....never thought it could be made uglier
Watch it! I like passats.

Seriously, I like them! I have one as a dog hauler, and it is such a funny car! Fwd, and you never know what way the steering will get you out of the corner. Keiju Adolf is hilarious!
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      01-28-2016, 05:46 AM   #2217
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That is more a Finnish looking police vehicle (old).

I was merely commenting on the language. Our country has two official languages, and in every car the texts are in both languages. Polis is Swedish.

I started to read this funny thread couple of days before and I have to say that this discussion about Finnish police is excellent.

Is any one of you from Finland (Lups?) or is this only based on the info in the net?


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      01-28-2016, 05:57 AM   #2218
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Probably that's a wild thing , so first I need to see her boobs and ass also
But to me she looks like a wild screamer/scratcher
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I started to read this funny thread couple of days before and I have to say that this discussion about Finnish police is excellent.

Is any one of you from Finland (Lups?) or is this only based on the info in the net?


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Yep , Lups (mama Anna) is from Finland , that's why she is a natural blonde .
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Sara I went on Google for you and here you go => https://www.spreadshirt.com/are-you-...668PT17X17Y130

BTW....Any updates about Blackie ?
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Mama lups said the police car that pulled over the superdbird wasnt a Finnish police car.

Look C5driver, in bold...

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Too new. Too valuable. Ours are on team Vag.

They have a few fords too, but mainly shitty diesels. They know where to find us if needed.

That's a Škoda that pulled over the Superdbird. (They also have some Volvos)
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That's a Škoda that pulled over the Superdbird. (They also have some Volvos)
Well, I won't bother to check but I'm quite sure I commented on the merc. Hell, I had to look three times to believe my own eyes!

And for volvos: Not the new ones. They seem to the the ones blocking the roads when winter has slapped us harshly this year.
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