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      02-22-2016, 06:25 PM   #199
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Below who?
No blow job , means "0" points Sara
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      02-22-2016, 06:25 PM   #200
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I want a guy who's nice to me. Brunette hair. Taller than me. And who appreciates me.
So 75% all about you. Yay you
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      02-22-2016, 06:26 PM   #201
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well, it was nice having my thread while I lasted. as a long time lurker, I can now confidently say that this is now officially Sara's thread
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well, it was nice having my thread while I lasted. as a long time lurker, I can now confidently say that this is now officially Sara's thread
Damn. Hate it when that happens
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      02-22-2016, 06:27 PM   #203
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I want a guy who's nice to me. Brunette hair. Taller than me. And who appreciates me.


Is that so fucking hard to ask for?!!!!!!!
LOL no you don't Gaga. You want an extra asshole with presumably deep pockets, great credit scores and wears a suit even on Sundays.
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      02-22-2016, 06:28 PM   #204
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No ones good enough for me.
Hallelujah..
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      02-22-2016, 06:29 PM   #205
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well, it was nice having my thread while I lasted. as a long time lurker, I can now confidently say that this is now officially Sara's thread
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LOL no you don't Gaga. You want an extra asshole with presumably deep pockets, great credit scores and wears a suit even on Sundays.
Yeah OP, she doesn't want your thread(s). It's not Versace/Marni/Louboutim so it won't fit her, anyway.
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      02-22-2016, 06:32 PM   #206
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That's because you are too fucking picky. You need to find a man, not a fucking beef cake. Seriously. I wish I could ingrain reality into your head, but you like what you like. I'm shallow and like what I like, so technically that'd make me a hypocrite which I am not.
Attractive and financially successfully women actually have a high level of relationship dissatisfaction. That's why you see a lot of single female Doctors and Lawyer for instance. Imagine being an attractive surgeon and you want to date someone in a higher or equal income bracket (most women do), who is also attractive, and all that other crap too.

Where the male surgeon might be perfectly happy with the sweet under achieving hot young thing.
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Attractive and financially successfully women actually have a high level of relationship dissatisfaction. That's why you see a lot of single female Doctors and Lawyer for instance. Imagine being an attractive surgeon and you want to date someone in a higher or equal income bracket (most women do), who is also attractive, and all that other crap too.

Where the male surgeon might be perfectly happy with the sweet under achieving hot young thing.
You're saying I'm pretty?:
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Attractive and financially successfully women actually have a high level of relationship dissatisfaction. That's why you see a lot of single female Doctors and Lawyer for instance. Imagine being an attractive surgeon and you want to date someone in a higher or equal income bracket (most women do), who is also attractive, and all that other crap too.

Where the male surgeon might be perfectly happy with the sweet under achieving hot young thing.
Lol who's the financially successful women you are referring to? Comparing to female doctors and lawyers? GTFO.
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Lol who's the financially successful women you are referring to? Comparing to female doctors and lawyers? GTFO.
omg shots fired.
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And sexy too !
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You're saying I'm pretty?:
I haven't seen you. I was making generalizations. The woman in the photo appears to have a very nice figure, but there's more to a woman than that.
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I haven't seen you. I was making generalizations. The woman in the photo appears to have a very nice figure, but there's more to a woman than that.
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The woman in the photo appears to have a very nice figure, but there's more to a woman than that.
Not the first night of one eye cervical massage.
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well, it was nice having my thread while I lasted. as a long time lurker, I can now confidently say that this is now officially Sara's thread
Sadly, you're right. It's as predictable as it is boring.
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Sadly, you're right. It's as predictable as it is boring.
Yet you are here?
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Yet you are here?
Let's face it... Most of the time we're on OT to either let our boys reload, or letting her catch a drink after she's dunked all of her body's water content into making her wet, which I am iumcasdmndsa;lm s;lijas d;oifjasdkfbasdjbfh alksf saklhbasdf

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Hi all,

Been lurking for a while. Seems like lots of intelligent minds and successful people here, so I figured why not reach out for help here.

First serious relationship I've been in, it lasted 1.5 years. Loved her to death. But early on in our relationship, she f'ed up and cheated on me. Since then, we've broken up and gotten back together so many times, I've lost count. She has a habit of talking to other dudes as soon as something little goes wrong in our relationship. Respect her tremendously, but I know I can do better.

We broke up a few days ago. Went out this weekend, but could not get her out of my mind. Miss her like hell. Can't even sleep wondering who she's on a date with, if he's better than me, if they're in bed together. It's killing me.

How does one deal with this and move on? What do I do when the thoughts (who she's with) start coming back in my mind? I know the conventional approach is to go out and meet a lot of women, but I can't even think straight to talk to a woman right now.

Thanks in advance.
I just read this part. I know how it is with those extremely hot chicks that make you forget what life was like before them.

1. Exercise. Listen to music and start running until it hurts. You'll be running 6 miles uphill in no time. The runner's high will help.
2. Everytime you think of her, associate her image with a horrible creature like a hayena.
3. Go to church...don't ask why, it just helps (even if it sucks, you don't believe or you're bored).

The pain will stick with you for a while, but it won't last forever. These women will make you pay even more in the long run, so it's best to stop the abuse now.
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well, it was nice having my thread while I lasted. as a long time lurker, I can now confidently say that this is now officially Sara's thread
I've yet to figure out why people on here keep feeding her attention...queu in Geico commercial- "if you're sara504, you whore threads. It's what you do."
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Let's face it... Most of the time we're on OT to either let our boys reload, or letting her catch a drink after she's dunked all of her body's water content into making her wet, which I am iumcasdmndsa;lm s;lijas d;oifjasdkfbasdjbfh alksf saklhbasdf

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