Ask a married guy anything

Needbmwpartzz · 12-16-2015, 11:31 AM

Haha.....Here I thought this was some reality tv show

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UncleWede · 12-16-2015, 11:35 AM

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What do you hate about marriage?

Coming home in a bad mood and just wanting to brood, but the wife asks "How was your day" I try to remember she doesn't REALLY want to know how my day was, "OK" doesn't cut it, she just wants some communication, so I try to blather on about SOMETHING. Maybe what our son told me on the drive home, something he did while driving, the status of the chickens in the coop, how many goats I saw on the road.

Mr Tonka · 12-16-2015, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Needbmwpartzz

What do you hate about marriage?

I don't hate anything about it.

But i hate very few things.

C5driver · 12-16-2015, 12:26 PM

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But i hate very few things.

Are ISIS, gun control, and people who diligently maintain their wood floors on that list!

Biorin · 12-16-2015, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

But i hate very few things.

Are ISIS, gun control, and people who diligently maintain their wood floors on that list!

Can we go back to question marks now please!

C5driver · 12-16-2015, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

But i hate very few things.

Are ISIS, gun control, and people who diligently maintain their wood floors on that list!

Can we go back to question marks now please!

No????

chris82 · 12-16-2015, 01:05 PM

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If you are smart never. But I'm stupid and try.

F30lolz · 12-16-2015, 01:08 PM

Where did everyone get married? We got married in my mothers back yard (with whom I haven't spoken to since March 2014) in Miami when we were still living in NY.

UncleWede · 12-16-2015, 01:15 PM

1st - Catholic church, with mariachis outside and a Rolls limo (a la Grey Poupon)

2nd - County courthouse, then a reception at "Pirates Grub and Grog" I paid for the whole thing!!! The wife just couldn't figure out how to wrap her arms around mine when we had the toast though

F30lolz · 12-16-2015, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

1st - Catholic church, with mariachis outside and a Rolls limo (a la Grey Poupon)

2nd - County courthouse, then a reception at "Pirates Grub and Grog" I paid for the whole thing!!! The wife just couldn't figure out how to wrap her arms around mine when we had the toast though

No pic, no care.

UncleWede · 12-16-2015, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

No pic, no care.

Says Big Boy with no pics from his mom's backyard

F30lolz · 12-16-2015, 01:39 PM

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Says Big Boy with no pics from his mom's backyard

I gotta find them, sir.

Mr Tonka · 12-16-2015, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Where did everyone get married?

In St. Lucia.

1MOREMOD · 12-16-2015, 01:48 PM

Maui

nyalpine90 · 12-16-2015, 02:43 PM

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In St. Lucia.

nice island, sandals resort ftw

thats where we went for honeymoon, we had the honeymoon suite.

upstatedoc · 12-16-2015, 02:48 PM

Catholic Church, reception in the cafeteria of my father-in-law's employer and then honeymoon in Barbados, sandy lane.

Old IBM cafeteria:

http://mckinleycatering.com/weddings/

nyalpine90 · 12-16-2015, 02:56 PM

catholic church, wedding reception was Da Mikele Illagio in Queens, NY

UncleWede · 12-16-2015, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

I gotta find them, sir.

Mine are so old, I actually had (some) hair on top of my head

F30lolz · 12-16-2015, 08:47 PM

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Mine are so old, I actually had (some) hair on top of my head

A pic of you with hair on it would be better than seeing pron.

UncleWede · 12-16-2015, 08:50 PM

SOME hair

ASBSECU E93 · 12-16-2015, 09:36 PM

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A pic of you with hair on it would be better than seeing pron.

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SOME hair

Soft pron then..?

F30lolz · 12-16-2015, 09:45 PM

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SOME hair

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