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      01-27-2006, 12:15 AM   #199
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Hard wood floors and Olive Oil should make for a exciting slippery time!
Bella's a keeper....


Baby oil and a glass dinning room table FTW!


Beats hardwood and linoleum floors
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      01-27-2006, 03:28 AM   #200
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Baby oil and a glass dinning room table FTW!
But you will have to preheat the table...
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      01-27-2006, 03:30 AM   #201
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But you will have to preheat the table...
The table should already be heated by the time u are ready to break out the oil haha..
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      01-27-2006, 03:58 AM   #202
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You guys are crazy. Slip n slide.
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      01-27-2006, 07:14 AM   #203
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Very nice thread indeed

Bella, when you come to Holland I'll teach you to drive stick, remember?


(I'm hoping GF doesn't find out )
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      01-27-2006, 07:55 AM   #204
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The table should already be heated by the time u are ready to break out the oil haha..
I always get the table warmed up before I rub the oil on it!
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      01-27-2006, 07:57 AM   #205
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Very nice thread indeed

Bella, when you come to Holland I'll teach you to drive stick, remember?


(I'm hoping GF doesn't find out )
I am teaching her how to drive stick in one week, so she wont need you hahaha. Plus she should learn to drive stick on a car that was named after her dont you think? I better take the olive oil with me.
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She can choose:Manual or Automatic boxes
http://www.sicilybella.com/sixt_rates.html
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      01-27-2006, 12:57 PM   #207
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She can choose:Manual or Automatic boxes
http://www.sicilybella.com/sixt_rates.html
She will have my stick down before she goes.
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      01-27-2006, 12:59 PM   #208
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She will have my stick down before she goes.
I find it hard to believe we're still talking about cars
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      01-27-2006, 01:57 PM   #209
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I was just about to post that porn clip of that girl "driving" a stick...but I deemed it inappropriate for this forum. You all ain't ready for my jelly.
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      01-27-2006, 02:31 PM   #210
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where/when do you think this thread took a wrong turn?
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      01-27-2006, 02:54 PM   #211
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hahah after the first reply.
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      01-27-2006, 03:42 PM   #212
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      01-27-2006, 03:57 PM   #213
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Thank god for this off topic section.. some of the best posts have come from here.
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      01-27-2006, 04:13 PM   #214
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i have friends who forget to shave. my best friend is black so her hair is all kinky and curly adn we went swimming and she went HEYY! ::lifts up arms for hug:: and i was like HEYYYY and ran the otehr way. eww gROSS! i hate hair!

i went to this water park adn this lady didnt shave/wax her pubes or bikini line.. so gross. stuff was coming out of the side.
enroutte, is this the lady you saw in the water park?

how do you like that, all you "excessive hair fans"? still think hair is sexy?
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      01-27-2006, 04:22 PM   #216
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OMG!!!!!

I was eating while i came across this i almost threw up in my mouth

Geez... She needs a weedwacker not a razor
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that is disfukusting. I need to go see an eye doctor before this damage gets worse.
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HAHAHA I went to high school with that girl she was a cheerleader



eeeeewwwwww
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Gee, from that picture...I'd be willing to bet she has a few of those flossing hairs around heer nipples too!!
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