[Brosef]

A guy takes a girl out for her first date at a nice restaurant. She orders the most expensive items on the menu: shrimp cocktail, lobster, champagne, etc.

As they're finishing up their entrees, the guy asks her, "does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home??"

"No," she replied, "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight."

To which he replies, "You know, this place has great desserts."

[SchnellM3]

Originally Posted by Brosef

A guy takes a girl out for her first date at a nice restaurant. She orders the most expensive items on the menu: shrimp cocktail, lobster, champagne, etc.

As they're finishing up their entrees, the guy asks her, "does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home??"

"No," she replied, "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight."

To which he replies, "You know this place has great desserts"

Is the way I've always herd it lol Still funny every time I read it

[Brosef]

Originally Posted by SchnellM3

Is the way I've always herd it lol Still funny every time I read it

Fixed

I like your version better.

[tee.tran]

LOLL.