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      09-02-2006, 04:58 PM   #1
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Talking weekend joke

A girl asks her boyfriend to
come over
Friday night

and have dinner with her parents. Since this is
such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about
condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how
many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or
family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because
he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time
and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on
in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy
quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in
prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the
boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
your

father was a pharmacist."

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      09-02-2006, 05:11 PM   #2
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dude I knew the father was the pharmacist the moment I read " he tells the pharmacist it's his first time..." LOL
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      09-02-2006, 05:20 PM   #3
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damn that was funny! imagine urself in that situation, what would u do??!!!
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      02-10-2007, 04:19 AM   #4
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LMAO! Good one, "it" didn't happen right?
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dude I knew the father was the pharmacist the moment I read " he tells the pharmacist it's his first time..." LOL
me too, damn if I what would I do in that situation...probably praying I don't get killed & the her dad is cool & doesn't give a .....
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hahahaha
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ive heard that one before but its still funny as shit. I would just turn around and walk right back out haha. That would suck
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