stoplight

kingbriani · 04-21-2007, 12:46 AM

on a stoplight, green means go and yellow means slow down. on a banana, green means slow down, yellow means go, and red means, WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT BANANA!!

Greeney · 04-21-2007, 07:15 AM

Thank god for Mitch...

SoYank · 04-21-2007, 08:04 AM

Daffynition: stop light, n., an electronic optical device which allows a motorist to catch up with the moron that passed him at 75 mph one mile back.

Daffynition: split second, n., the time between the time the stop light turns green and the idiot behind you honks.

kingbriani · 04-21-2007, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greeney

Thank god for Mitch...

i'm pissed he ODed and died. can you imagine how many more funny jokes he would be coming up with now!?

777ER · 04-21-2007, 10:30 AM

The NY way:

RED = stop
YELLOW = go very fast
GREEN = go fast

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SoYank Major General 586 Rep 7,519 Posts Drives: 2009 E90 335i MT Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Vinton, Virginia iTrader: (1) Garage List 2009 BMW E90 335i S ... [9.00]	Daffynition: stop light, n., an electronic optical device which allows a motorist to catch up with the moron that passed him at 75 mph one mile back. Daffynition: split second, n., the time between the time the stop light turns green and the idiot behind you honks. __________________ **2009 E90 335i Montego Blue · Black Leather · Burl Walnut · 6MT · US Spec** SatNav • ZPP • ZCW • 6FL • TPMS • iDrive • PDC • HWS • Xenons • BMW Assist • Power Rear Sunshade • Logic 7 European Taillights • Rear Foglamp • OEM Alarm • PicoTray • DataToys XM-DVR • Multi-view Processor Quaife ATB LSD • Short Shift Knob • Hartge Anti-Roll Bars • AP Racing Front Brakes • 19" Style 269
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777ER Lieutenant 37 Rep 561 Posts Drives: 2007 328xi Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: NY iTrader: (2)	The NY way: RED = stop YELLOW = go very fast GREEN = go fast __________________ -Chris 2007 Montego Blue 328xi Sedan \| Poplar trim \| Steptronic \| Cold Package \| Power front seats w/memory \| Xenon Adaptive Headlights \| PDC \| 2008 Plate LED's \| PBX \| LUX v5.2
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