A day in the life of a BMW owner

Shipkiller · 09-21-2010, 03:48 PM

A day in the life of a BMW owner:

The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my interstates, which was very busy with inferior cars.

First off, I couldn't believe that the volume of traffic DIDN'T slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the exit ramp! I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway!

The driver of the car behind me did realize his mistake though and honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn.

Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the BMW lane.

Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110 mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph!

Naturally, I got within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he shouldn't be in the BMW lane of my motorway and to get out of my way.

Of course, once he realized it was a BMW behind him, he did just that, but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me!

He also tried to keep up with me and when he realized I would out-run him, he put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car.

Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we had stopped, the man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car goes fast!

Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I had to take my driver's license to a police station to be sent away to have some points put on! (They're not free points either - they're $50 each and I was only allowed 3.) But the man at the police station said that because I drive a BMW, it won't be much longer before I earn the full 12 points, and then I won't even NEED a driving license, so they will take it off me!

See, now THAT'S the sort of respect you get when you own and drive a BMW!

esqu1re · 09-21-2010, 04:14 PM

Genius!

E90SLAM · 09-21-2010, 08:16 PM

Kroy · 09-21-2010, 09:10 PM

aretardedorange · 09-21-2010, 10:05 PM

Hahaha!

vladdy328 · 12-26-2010, 06:37 PM

love it!

DoPedUpM3 · 12-28-2010, 05:08 PM

Thats one way to explain it!
I don't get it though, you were behind the po and flashed your headlights after slowing down to 70 from 110? If so you got some bawls man!

Shipkiller · 12-28-2010, 07:06 PM

Satire....

CollinsE90 · 12-28-2010, 07:40 PM

old

335iMIAMI · 12-31-2010, 02:21 PM

OnlyTruth · 01-09-2011, 12:59 AM

old old story, i read it first time when I had 1989 525i E34

Want · 01-09-2011, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Oleg

old old story, i read it first time when I had 1989 525i E34

You read this in 1989? On what? A newspaper? And WTF is up with your sig?

CollinsE90 · 01-09-2011, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Want

You read this in 1989? On what? A newspaper? And WTF is up with your sig?

lmao

smoke signals

OnlyTruth · 01-10-2011, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

lmao

smoke signals

ciomas · 01-10-2011, 07:43 PM

haha, sweet

molossus · 01-11-2011, 01:15 PM

lol that's hilarious. its like the guy thought one thing but it was really another the whole way through the story. hahaha.

e92-335i · 01-11-2011, 02:04 PM

Wakka · 01-12-2011, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by molossus

lol that's hilarious. its like the guy thought one thing but it was really another the whole way through the story. hahaha.

Nailed it!

SCHMOUPE · 01-12-2011, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by molossus

lol that's hilarious. its like the guy thought one thing but it was really another the whole way through the story. hahaha.

no way man! how'd you know?

molossus · 01-13-2011, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by shakib

no way man! how'd you know?

i read it

bmwmthree · 01-13-2011, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by molossus

lol that's hilarious. its like the guy thought one thing but it was really another the whole way through the story. hahaha.

Facepalm like never before.

molossus · 01-14-2011, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by bmwmthree

Facepalm like never before.

oh yeah? well facepalm back at you to mr troll.

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