[double_j]

Gambling or illegal activities seem to be the only way to go. You have to be willing to lose it all in order to win it all.

[griffon252]

gamble it all. I prefer horse races, or blackjack

[MrRoboto]

Originally Posted by RUS0628

Hey guys
any smart ideas on how to quickly flip 5k into 10k? Besides stocks.

Send me your 5k. I promise I will send you 10 ;-)

[OC Guy]

Answer emails from Nigerians.

[klipseracer]

Originally Posted by OC 335i

Answer emails from Nigerians.

This actually works. This one time, a friend of my cousin's wife replied to one.

[08rookie]

bunch of fucking amateurs here...

1. get a tax id number from somebody..call the irs get a sole proprietor ein number. with that number ( for free) you can go to a floral distributor in any major city and buy roses for .35 cents. i am in the process of doing this for my funeral home. why send families to flower shops when i can keep the money in house?? valentines day or mothers day spend 5 bucks on a dozen roses and sell for 20 bucks. invest 1k and make back 4 grand. invest 5 grand make back 20 grand.....thats assuming you can get the word out to the streets that you have a truck full of flowers for sale hahaha

2. buy a van for 3 grand, spend 1 grand in direct mail. start a body removal business to funeral homes. going rate for a pick up is 125 bucks. if you do one body a day you will make your money back in a month in a half. some removal services get 5 bodies a day and some get 10 bodies a day. thats assuming you dont mind touching dead bodies

3. start a publishing company. rent office space and get a sales team. tell the sales team you pay 30 percent commission. call business owners and sell them ad space on a publication that gets distributed into an affluent neighborhood. what business wont want their business in front of an affluent neighborhood???

4. get a web designer for 1 grand, get a merchant account for 20 a month, start a sports handicapping site. spend the remaining 4 grand in advertising...sell packages for 300 a year. gamblers r fucking misfits and will pay handsomely for an "edge" whether you can provide good advice or bad advice is not really your problem....

5. get a couple blue tops from 9th street and turn em out for double down by the bridge

6. im fackkkkkn wasted now and i will pay you 5 grand for a cheesteak and crab fries

[08rookie]

Originally Posted by 08rookie

bunch of fucking amateurs here...

1. get a tax id number from somebody..call the irs get a sole proprietor ein number. with that number ( for free) you can go to a floral distributor in any major city and buy roses for .35 cents. i am in the process of doing this for my funeral home. why send families to flower shops when i can keep the money in house?? valentines day or mothers day spend 5 bucks on a dozen roses and sell for 20 bucks. invest 1k and make back 4 grand. invest 5 grand make back 20 grand.....thats assuming you can get the word out to the streets that you have a truck full of flowers for sale hahaha

2. buy a van for 3 grand, spend 1 grand in direct mail. start a body removal business to funeral homes. going rate for a pick up is 125 bucks. if you do one body a day you will make your money back in a month in a half. some removal services get 5 bodies a day and some get 10 bodies a day. thats assuming you dont mind touching dead bodies

3. start a publishing company. rent office space and get a sales team. tell the sales team you pay 30 percent commission. call business owners and sell them ad space on a publication that gets distributed into an affluent neighborhood. what business wont want their business in front of an affluent neighborhood???

4. get a web designer for 1 grand, get a merchant account for 20 a month, start a sports handicapping site. spend the remaining 4 grand in advertising...sell packages for 300 a year. gamblers r fucking misfits and will pay handsomely for an "edge" whether you can provide good advice or bad advice is not really your problem....

5. get a couple blue tops from 9th street and turn em out for double down by the bridge

6. im fackkkkkn wasted now and i will pay you 5 grand for a cheesteak and crab fries

what a ***...

[08rookie]

Originally Posted by 08rookie

what a ***...

no dude...ur the ***...really, buy roses??

[08rookie]

Originally Posted by 08rookie

no dude...ur the ***...really, buy roses??

your mom looks like the 3rd base coach for kansas city royals...

[lambtron]

I have a cheesesteak and crab fries. If you send me 5k via paypal I will mail em out tomorrow, media mail.

[08rookie]

Originally Posted by lambtron

I have a cheesesteak and crab fries. If you send me 5k via paypal I will mail em out tomorrow, media mail.

they need to be from philly

[SoCali E36]

try 4chan for some financial advice