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| Hit it and hope the crazy doesn't come out (in a bad way at least) |
   
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61 | 54.46% |
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36 | 32.14% |
| Grab a drink one or two times or lunch, a more friendly thing and see how that goes. |
  
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15 | 13.39% |
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Ok. Here's what happened. Jesus what a nightmare. I didn't finish up at the office until seven so when I called her she said why don't we meet at the bar and grab something to eat/drink. Considering I hadn't had any time to eat yesterday this was exactly what I wanted to hear. Things start going wrong from the minute I say hello. Turns out she is a kindergarten teacher now and absolutely loves little kids. She continues to say how her ex didn't want kids or wasn't ready for them. I'm thinking jesus girl, pump the brakes here. This was all in the first five minutes. She then asks me how I feel about kids. I am 24. My life revolves around 5 things, eat, drink, work, sleep, vagina, repeat. I couldn't even think about having a kid right now and all the talk is creeping me out. She then spends the next half hour talking to me about how her sister and two best friends all have had kids in the past year and how jealous she is. I'm just thinking to myself, jesus christ, she's baby crazy. That is my cue to try to gtfo. As I am getting the check she says, and I quote "I'm so glad we're dating again." I just try to force a smile. She wants me to come back to her place, which, if she were normal crazy, not baby crazy I would happily oblige, I can handle normal crazy. If I go there, one thing will most likely happen. It has happened before to people I know and I am not going out like that. If I follow her home we would go to bang and she would tell me she's on the pill and I don't need to wear a condom. HA! BUUUULLLLSSSHHHIITTTTT. If she didn't spend the past hour talking about having kids I may believe her, but since she did, nope. Then what do you respond to that with a "No thanks I promise I trust you (lie) but I'm wrapping the rascal." Uh Uh. I ain't gon be no baby daddy. I made up how I had some sales meeting the next morning that I had to prep for and told her I would call her the next day. (Which isn't happening) The last time a girl told me she was on the pill and I didn't need a condom, I wrapped anyway. 3 Months later she was pregnant, found a poor sap to fall for it. Never mess with a woman that has having babies on the mind. Only bad things will come of it. I apologize for those of you who wanted me to PIITB. I wish the opportunity had allowed. But the risk was definitely not worth the reward.
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| 03-25-2010, 11:02 AM | #70 |
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^ lol. you should be apologizing to those to told you to run, because were were right! hahaha
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| 03-25-2010, 12:22 PM | #72 |
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Vindication!!! I voted for the "run like hell moron...." poll option. 36 of us can now say "I told you so!"
But glad to hear you escaped unscathyed....
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| 03-25-2010, 05:59 PM | #76 |
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you would of got flamed if you feel into that trap, you have a 335i and she wants kids...i wonder why she chose you? and telling her you had a sales meeting prolly made it worse, she is on the prowl for a successful guy to birth her paycheck every month
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| 03-25-2010, 06:16 PM | #78 |
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still, PIITB. No babies come that way
 I still remember a cartoon form Playboy or something, and she's holding a swaddled pile of shit. "You and your brilliant idea" or something like that |
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| 03-25-2010, 06:36 PM | #79 | |
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Good job OP...
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Close.
DB are my initials, FIU is the university I graduated from. Nice try though.
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