| 01-27-2007, 01:19 AM | #1 |
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2 women on a porch
Two women, Viola and Georgia, both from the deep south are seated on Georgia's porch one evening, sipping Mint Julleps...
Viola: Georgia, did you know that when I delivered our first child, my husband bought me this 4 carat diamond ring? Georgia: How nice. Viola: And Georgia, when I gave birth to our second child my husband bought me this diamond necklace? Georgia: How nice. Viola: And Georgia! Upon delivering our third child, my husband bought me that beautiful Jaguar parked out there in your driveway. Georgia: How nice. Viola, not getting the responses she was expecting, becomes a little indignant. Viola: Georgia! Didn't your husband ever buy you anything after giving birth to your children? Georgia: Why yes, he did. After our first child, my husband sent me to finishing school. Viola: Finishing school?!? Whatever for? Georgia: So I could learn to say things like, "How nice" instead of "Fuck you, bitch".
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| 01-28-2007, 11:13 PM | #2 |
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Very nice. I laughed. When I read it to my wife, she just snickered a little. Perhaps because I didn't get her a 4 carat ring after our first child!
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