lol wtf craigslist

Blake · 02-16-2010, 03:15 AM

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/biz/1602144116.html

i wonder what his parole officer would say if he saw this

and wtf is he doing under the hood of that car?! wd-40, a monkey wrench, and what looks like a saw????

c0nstant · 02-16-2010, 03:26 AM

incredible/10

radix · 02-16-2010, 03:36 AM

endofanera7 · 02-16-2010, 03:50 AM

what were you searching?

Blake · 02-16-2010, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by endofanera7

what were you searching?

i got sent that by a buddy that was looking for a chauffeur.

E92murdered · 02-16-2010, 04:16 AM

lol he did find a chauffeur lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blake

i got sent that by a buddy that was looking for a chauffeur.

Feyd · 02-16-2010, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blake

and wtf is he doing under the hood of that car?! wd-40, a monkey wrench, and what looks like a saw????

He's going to cut the springs and dump that bish!

ghosthi32 · 02-16-2010, 09:57 AM

Spec 1 · 02-16-2010, 01:33 PM

Omg. Perfect. I've been looking for one of each of these:

.... be your "Human Potential Specialist"
.... conduct light surgery on you dog
.... visit and converse with your elderly parent at the nursing home where they now live
.... teach your child Portuguese
.... break the "Bad News" to her / him.
.... show up at court on your behalf
.... teach you how to successfully operate an EBAY business
.... post your bills for you because no one has actually ever taught you how
.... lie for you about "where" you were
.... advise you of "The Law"
.... pick up your medication for you from CVS
.... be your date for that up coming office party (ladies only please) Damn.
.... pick up your child at his school when you can't
.... take your child "kite Flying" at Dalrock park
.... flat'n his / her tires for you. LEGALLY, of-course!
.... drive you to that Jazzercise class you now want to join, but can't get to
.... sit on the sideline at you Jazzercise classes and shout out encouraging words to you
.... TEACH ENGLISH TO YOUR MOTHER
.... I can show you how to party like it's 1999 (still)
.... advise you on sex (if you ever decide to "change")
.... be your mystery shopper
.... clip your Amazon's wings & nails
.... pose nude at you next art class (some classes require that you bring your own model)
.... provide a GREAT crematorium should your beloved pet ever die -
.... be a judge at your next Chili Cook-Off (27 years of "professional" experience)

And the biggest one I've needed:
.... show you which intersections in Dallas County are the best (and safest) for standing at while begging for money & a JOB

Sweet.

Diokaef · 02-16-2010, 07:10 PM

NO

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E92murdered · 02-16-2010, 07:17 PM

LOL!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feyd

He's going to cut the springs and dump that bish!

TL · 02-16-2010, 08:15 PM

WTF is right.....

SoCali E36 · 02-17-2010, 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feyd

He's going to cut the springs and dump that bish!

Hawkeye · 02-17-2010, 11:23 AM

lol... "sell your kids"

lambtron · 02-17-2010, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spec 1

Omg. Perfect. I've been looking for one of each of these:

.... be your "Human Potential Specialist"
.... conduct light surgery on you dog
.... visit and converse with your elderly parent at the nursing home where they now live
.... teach your child Portuguese
.... break the "Bad News" to her / him.
.... show up at court on your behalf
.... teach you how to successfully operate an EBAY business
.... post your bills for you because no one has actually ever taught you how
.... lie for you about "where" you were
.... advise you of "The Law"
.... pick up your medication for you from CVS
.... be your date for that up coming office party (ladies only please) Damn.
.... pick up your child at his school when you can't
.... take your child "kite Flying" at Dalrock park
.... flat'n his / her tires for you. LEGALLY, of-course!
.... drive you to that Jazzercise class you now want to join, but can't get to
.... sit on the sideline at you Jazzercise classes and shout out encouraging words to you
.... TEACH ENGLISH TO YOUR MOTHER
.... I can show you how to party like it's 1999 (still)
.... advise you on sex (if you ever decide to "change")
.... be your mystery shopper
.... clip your Amazon's wings & nails
.... pose nude at you next art class (some classes require that you bring your own model)
.... provide a GREAT crematorium should your beloved pet ever die -
.... be a judge at your next Chili Cook-Off (27 years of "professional" experience)

And the biggest one I've needed:
.... show you which intersections in Dallas County are the best (and safest) for standing at while begging for money & a JOB

Sweet.

LOL

burberry · 02-17-2010, 01:22 PM

wow..... is this guy serious? or is this a joke or something lol.

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Blake Banned 799 Rep 4,643 Posts Drives: Chevy Aveo Join Date: May 2008 Location: Parent's Basement iTrader: (7)	lol wtf craigslist http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/biz/1602144116.html i wonder what his parole officer would say if he saw this and wtf is he doing under the hood of that car?! wd-40, a monkey wrench, and what looks like a saw????
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Spec 1 Faster in the Corners 58 Rep 1,062 Posts Drives: '91 E30, '05 ZX6-R, '06 300C Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Portland, OR iTrader: (0)	Omg. Perfect. I've been looking for one of each of these: .... be your "Human Potential Specialist" .... conduct light surgery on you dog .... visit and converse with your elderly parent at the nursing home where they now live .... teach your child Portuguese .... break the "Bad News" to her / him. .... show up at court on your behalf .... teach you how to successfully operate an EBAY business .... post your bills for you because no one has actually ever taught you how .... lie for you about "where" you were .... advise you of "The Law" .... pick up your medication for you from CVS .... be your date for that up coming office party (ladies only please) Damn. .... pick up your child at his school when you can't .... take your child "kite Flying" at Dalrock park .... flat'n his / her tires for you. LEGALLY, of-course! .... drive you to that Jazzercise class you now want to join, but can't get to .... sit on the sideline at you Jazzercise classes and shout out encouraging words to you .... TEACH ENGLISH TO YOUR MOTHER .... I can show you how to party like it's 1999 (still) .... advise you on sex (if you ever decide to "change") .... be your mystery shopper .... clip your Amazon's wings & nails .... pose nude at you next art class (some classes require that you bring your own model) .... provide a GREAT crematorium should your beloved pet ever die - .... be a judge at your next Chili Cook-Off (27 years of "professional" experience) And the biggest one I've needed: .... show you which intersections in Dallas County are the best (and safest) for standing at while begging for money & a JOB Sweet. __________________ '91 M42 E30 - All sorts of goodies.
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TL Brigadier General 284 Rep 3,102 Posts Drives: Happy on H&R coil overs Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: The Hub iTrader: (3) Garage List 2008 335xi [1.00]	WTF is right..... __________________ 2008 E92 335xi ------->Links to my Mods: H&R Street Performance Coil Overs \|\| 19" Alufelgen CS7 \|\| Interior Swap: Black to Coral Red My Website \|\| My Flickr \|\| My Tumblr \|\| My Twitter\|\| My Facebook\|\| My 500px
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burberry Caffeine Addict 46 Rep 1,987 Posts Drives: E93 M3 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Brooklyn, NY iTrader: (3)	wow..... is this guy serious? or is this a joke or something lol. __________________ '07 E90 335xi ► '09 E90 335i ► '08 E93 M3 ► ???
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