Very uncomfortable in the E90.

Seminole · 03-22-2009, 10:03 AM

Holy dead thread resurrection Batman!

Scorpion · 03-22-2009, 10:37 AM

Anyone wanna switch parents that'll buy me my car?

Peg_legs · 03-22-2009, 06:36 PM

I don't see the problem. I've had sex in a crx and first generation rx7. The rx7 was tiny. Fiero anyone?

Mu Mu · 03-23-2009, 05:59 PM

If you cant have sex inside here are a few tips:
1. Drive to a nice safe area with virtually no chance of traffic or people passing by.
2. Take you women out to the front of the car by the hand.
3. Bend her over and make her put her hands on the bonnet
4. Take her skirt/jeans and panties off
5. Whip le dick out and put it in (the vajayjay or butt)

Problem solved...no more cramped headroom or space...no more cum stains or your seats and no more steam windows or funky smells!

Hoothout · 03-23-2009, 06:46 PM

sounds like you need a cadillac, i used to have one

DevJ · 03-23-2009, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spool

Usually people who make threads like this are the ones not getting any...

I am 99% positive the OP has never seen a vagina outside of his Dell computer..

this is so true for the poor OP..

Bimmer Nerd · 03-24-2009, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icyhot85

i have sex in my car at least once a week... usually with a handfull of diffrent girls..

the procedure goes as follows:
1. Kiss her neck
2. move her seat back
3. take of her clothes
4. and about 35 seconds later its back to driving much happier =)

wait, so you get her to the back seat and then within roughly a minute your back to driving ??? dude you seriously need to work on it

my recommendations = train your pogo stick !!

MrHarris · 03-24-2009, 05:40 AM

Damn, so much fucking hate in this thread lol.

graider · 03-24-2009, 11:36 AM

I hate having sex in the car as it is very uncomfortable. I would just fuck at home or in hotel room if I were you.

KCE90M3 · 03-25-2009, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by magmd

people with civics...well, gotta use the car.

In California and New York, yes, this is true.

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