Black Boxes

SoYank · 09-03-2006, 06:40 AM

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with US automakers for the past 5 years, whereby the automakers were installing black boxes in 4-wheeldrive pick-up trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2% of fatal crashes were, "Oh, shit!" Only the state of Mississippi was different, where 89.3% of the final words were, "Hold my beer and watch this!"

vivekk · 09-03-2006, 07:08 AM

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The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with US automakers for the past 5 years, whereby the automakers were installing black boxes in 4-wheeldrive pick-up trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2% of fatal crashes were, "Oh, shit!" Only the state of Mississippi was different, where 89.3% of the final words were, "Hold my beer and watch this!"

How do you fancy doing a stand-up routine at UK2, Floyd?

Viv

SoYank · 09-03-2006, 10:42 AM

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How do you fancy doing a stand-up routine at UK2, Floyd?

Viv

But I'm a sit down comic. When I tell a joke, everyone yells, "Sit Down!!!"

NaTuReB0Y · 09-03-2006, 11:21 AM

looking at the title.....

i thought you meant "black boxes" for stealing cable......

SoYank · 09-03-2006, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by NaTuReB0Y

looking at the title.....

i thought you meant "black boxes" for stealing cable......

Sorry to disappoint.

ALPINE6SPD · 09-11-2006, 06:55 PM

great joke

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