anal....... Go or No

Ru$$ell · 01-19-2009, 09:35 PM

pfft,you guys gotta get creative with this shit:

Angry Pirate - This is where you proceed to perform a "Houdini" on someone. With exquisite aim, you launch your load into their eyeball. You then swiftly kick them in the shin and run for the nearest exit. As you look back over your shoulder, it will look like you are being chased by a one-eyed, one-legged "Angry Pirate".

FYI who didnt know about the houdini:
Houdini (aka "Deak", "Phantom", "Sneak Attack", "Spit Trick") - When you¹re doing a girl doggystyle, then you fake an orgasm (spit on her back). When she turns around, blow your load in her face and say, ³Abracadabra beyotch!² also known as the "David Copperfield" and the "David Blaine".

ScottyGams · 01-19-2009, 09:49 PM

^somebody either loves Patrice ONeal or has been on urban dictionary recently

if ur into the feel of anal, but don't want to feel gay because it is what guys do, why not try a "chili dog"

chili dog (definition)- A disturbing type of scatology in which a man defecates between a woman's breasts and then proceeds to please himself with her breasts, using the waste as a lubricant. The penis is the hot dog, the waste is the chili, and of course the breasts are the buns.

Same lube, same between flesh feel... what's not to like?

Indenial · 01-19-2009, 10:32 PM

To the OP. Just try it. If she has prepared for it properly then you wont get shit on you. Plus it makes them feel skeezy and they get into it sometimes. Plus its different. I wouldn't put it on par with vagina, but its w.e

ideliver · 01-19-2009, 11:20 PM

many women will have a very intense orgasm if done properly...usually with a vibrator on the clit at the same time....try some anal beads to begin with...

samwoo2go · 01-20-2009, 02:43 AM

dude haven't you seen road trip..."Did I say 2 fingers? Better make it three!"

STUNT-MAN-HANS · 01-20-2009, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ideliver

many women will have a very intense orgasm if done properly...usually with a vibrator on the clit at the same time....try some anal beads to begin with...

i dont know about the beads

but the wife gets off everytime

DM1 · 01-20-2009, 01:02 PM

Been there, done that,.... liked it a lot, would do it again... that simple.

Specially if it's new!

LOL

Indenial · 01-20-2009, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by STUNT-MAN-HANS

i dont know about the beads

but the wife gets off everytime

where did you find her?

DougLikesBMW · 01-20-2009, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Indenial

where did you find her?

match.com

just put anal beads under preferences

STUNT-MAN-HANS · 01-21-2009, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Indenial

where did you find her?

match.com!!!! It really does work

Indenial · 01-21-2009, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STUNT-MAN-HANS

match.com!!!! It really does work

lol. did you request anal pleasures on your profile?

STUNT-MAN-HANS · 01-22-2009, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Indenial

lol. did you request anal pleasures on your profile?

im looking for a sensitive woman who likes walking on the beach. Holding hands, hot chocolate and ANAL PLEASURE!!!

Ok I will settle for someone who is not completley insane and loves her anal.

SfValley335i · 01-22-2009, 01:05 AM

Tried it with an old GF... didnt like it one bit, felt like there was a RING around my.... Felt kinda bad after seeing her crying haha

Worth a try just to experience it, but I personally wont do it again.

Good head > Vagina

addy85 · 01-22-2009, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by STUNT-MAN-HANS

what? shut up addy. this thread is anal go or no go! i did not think that what i said was that bad.. its obvious you dont know my wife she does not care what i do on here. and the photos from the wedding i thought she looked pretty good that day she does not have many pics of herself so i posted them ya big girl!!! pick on some one else nancy.

Okay well since you want to talk shit, I hate to break it to you but you’re flaunting your wife and she's not NWS worthy

Also, you reek of douchebagary (quote from fellow member Blake) with your imbecile posts that hardly make any fucking sense what so ever.

Oh and you remind of these guys

Now please do us and yourself a favor and STFU

Kensta335 · 01-22-2009, 01:41 AM

addy85 · 01-22-2009, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Kensta335

+1

Leven Inches · 01-22-2009, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STUNT-MAN-HANS

she would tell you the same thing. she loves it!

She has the look of a girl who LOVES anal, probably with minimal lube

STUNT-MAN-HANS · 01-22-2009, 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by addy85

Okay well since you want to talk shit, I hate to break it to you but you’re flaunting your wife and she's not NWS worthy

Also, you reek of douchebagary (quote from fellow member Blake) with your imbecile posts that hardly make any fucking sense what so ever.

Oh and you remind of these guys

Now please do us and yourself a favor and STFU

SHUSH!!!

STUNT-MAN-HANS · 01-22-2009, 07:26 AM

there is no need to be that much of a jerk off is there? you should take a pill or something. it was all in good fun untill you wrote that last one ADDY.

addy85 · 01-22-2009, 09:06 AM

oh dont be so anal

STUNT-MAN-HANS · 01-22-2009, 10:35 AM

just trying to be funny jag off! im done with you its clear that your here to start shit.

01-19-2009, 09:35 PM	#67
Ru$$ell M0derator 129 Rep 237 Posts Drives: your mom Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Trinidad and Tobago iTrader: (0)	pfft,you guys gotta get creative with this shit: Angry Pirate - This is where you proceed to perform a "Houdini" on someone. With exquisite aim, you launch your load into their eyeball. You then swiftly kick them in the shin and run for the nearest exit. As you look back over your shoulder, it will look like you are being chased by a one-eyed, one-legged "Angry Pirate". FYI who didnt know about the houdini: Houdini (aka "Deak", "Phantom", "Sneak Attack", "Spit Trick") - When you¹re doing a girl doggystyle, then you fake an orgasm (spit on her back). When she turns around, blow your load in her face and say, ³Abracadabra beyotch!² also known as the "David Copperfield" and the "David Blaine". __________________ durka durka, mohammed jihad
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ScottyGams Uber-Lee7 Member 48 Rep 1,440 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: NYC iTrader: (2)	^somebody either loves Patrice ONeal or has been on urban dictionary recently if ur into the feel of anal, but don't want to feel gay because it is what guys do, why not try a "chili dog" chili dog (definition)- A disturbing type of scatology in which a man defecates between a woman's breasts and then proceeds to please himself with her breasts, using the waste as a lubricant. The penis is the hot dog, the waste is the chili, and of course the breasts are the buns. Same lube, same between flesh feel... what's not to like? __________________ http://www.facebook.com/Scotty.Gammon
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Indenial Hotdog Vendor 25 Rep 283 Posts Drives: a 335 hoe Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Las Vegas, NV iTrader: (1)	To the OP. Just try it. If she has prepared for it properly then you wont get shit on you. Plus it makes them feel skeezy and they get into it sometimes. Plus its different. I wouldn't put it on par with vagina, but its w.e
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samwoo2go Banned 472 Rep 779 Posts Drives: E92 335i Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: SoCal iTrader: (12)	dude haven't you seen road trip..."Did I say 2 fingers? Better make it three!"
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DM1 Captain 98 Rep 698 Posts Drives: Mini Cooper S Paceman Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Monterrey, Mexico. iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 Z4 3.0si [7.00] 2006 325i [0.00] 2005 Renault Megane RS [0.00]	Been there, done that,.... liked it a lot, would do it again... that simple. Specially if it's new! LOL __________________ Follow my blog at http://dmauto.wordpress.com
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SfValley335i Colonel 168 Rep 2,409 Posts Drives: Current:135i Sold:335i sedan Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: City of Angels iTrader: (8)	Tried it with an old GF... didnt like it one bit, felt like there was a RING around my.... Felt kinda bad after seeing her crying haha Worth a try just to experience it, but I personally wont do it again. Good head > Vagina
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01-22-2009, 07:26 AM	#85
STUNT-MAN-HANS ME AND MY GREAT DANE AGAINST THE WORLD! 1 Rep 138 Posts Drives: 135,6SPD,AW,BLKLTHR,BLKTRIM Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: SOUTH JERSEY iTrader: (0)	there is no need to be that much of a jerk off is there? you should take a pill or something. it was all in good fun untill you wrote that last one ADDY. __________________ 1 1 2 BOOGEY BOOGEY AVENUE
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addy85 Got beef? 148 Rep 3,644 Posts Drives: E90 335i Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Arlington Texas iTrader: (4) Garage List 2007 335i [0.00]	oh dont be so anal __________________ Special Thanks to AU335
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STUNT-MAN-HANS ME AND MY GREAT DANE AGAINST THE WORLD! 1 Rep 138 Posts Drives: 135,6SPD,AW,BLKLTHR,BLKTRIM Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: SOUTH JERSEY iTrader: (0)	just trying to be funny jag off! im done with you its clear that your here to start shit. __________________ 1 1 2 BOOGEY BOOGEY AVENUE
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