[Lady Jane]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

What's black, then white, then black again, then white again, then black again, then white again?

A nun falling down a flight of stairs?

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Lady Jane

A nun falling down a flight of stairs?

You seem to speak from first-hand visual experience. Not just military brat, but Catholic school too???

[Lady Jane]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

You seem to speak from first-hand visual experience. Not just military brat, but Catholic school too???

We did have nuns teaching us in grade school on base. But this riddle is just a very old joke.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Lady Jane

We did have nuns teaching us in grade school on base. But this riddle is just a very old joke.

I'm TRYING to keep up your good-girl persona

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I'm TRYING to keep up your good-girl persona

You owe me a new monitor and keyboard for that one, because I just spit out a mouth full of seltzer when I read that!!!!!

[Lady Jane]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

You owe me a new monitor and keyboard for that one, because I just spit out a mouth full of seltzer when I read that!!!!!

UncleWede

To think that there are hundreds of clowns out of work and you two are running loose.

[3.0L]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

What's black, then white, then black again, then white again, then black again, then white again?

A penguin, rolling down a hill.

[sygazelle]

Originally Posted by sygazelle

Wait, there's more!


How do you catch a rabbit?


How do you catch a bear?

Nobody answered so I thought I'd enlighten you all.


How do you catch a rabbit? Lay in the grass and make a noise like a carrot.

How do you catch a bear? This is more complicated:

Dig a hole
Put ashes in the hole
Put peas around the hole
When the bear comes down to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole.


My grandkids absolutely hate the the rabbit joke and they think it's stupid. They love the bear joke and I'm pretty sure they repeat it to their friends.

So, my really bad grandpa jokes are batting .500. I'll take that!