Whack off Wednesday

bobowar135 · 06-05-2020, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Murf993

Seems appropriate

For the ladies who like it a little rough lol! (sorry, or men)

GenXer · 06-07-2020, 01:43 PM

No BMW enthusiast forum is ever complete without a masturbation thread.

AreWeThereYet? · 07-18-2020, 09:58 PM

It's been almost a month and no ones whacking off???????

Guess that's a good thing then huh

??!!

upstatedoc · 07-19-2020, 12:22 AM

Not quite Wednesday

lsturbointeg · 07-19-2020, 01:13 PM

been doing it everyday except Wednesday

seems better 6 days a week vs just Wednesday only. find my self irritated and what not. doesn't help with all the yoga pants walking around the gym

1MOREMOD · 07-19-2020, 01:14 PM

I'm in same boat, solo show over here these days

AreWeThereYet? · 07-19-2020, 01:44 PM

Being married close to 16 years but still whacking off 2 or 3 times a week.

Don't get me wrong the Mrs is still a hottie and attractive however her libido is often just isn't there and it's so much easier to whack off for the 10 or so minutes if that than bug her the entire day!!! Such is life!?

UncleWede · 07-20-2020, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by AreWeThereYet?

Being married close to 20 years but still whacking off 2 or 3 times a DAY.

Don't get me wrong the Mrs is still a hottie and attractive however her libido is often just isn't there and it's so much easier to whack off for the 10 or so seconds if that than bug her the entire day!!! Such is life!?

FTFY

AreWeThereYet? · 07-20-2020, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Quote:

Originally Posted by AreWeThereYet?

Being married close to 20 years but still whacking off 2 or 3 times a DAY.

Don't get me wrong the Mrs is still a hottie and attractive however her libido is often just isn't there and it's so much easier to whack off for the 10 or so seconds if that than bug her the entire day!!! Such is life!?

FTFY

Quote:

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Quote:

Originally Posted by AreWeThereYet?

Being married close to 20 years but still whacking off 2 or 3 times a DAY.

Don't get me wrong the Mrs is still a hottie and attractive however her libido is often just isn't there and it's so much easier to whack off for the 10 or so seconds if that than bug her the entire day!!! Such is life!?

FTFY

Thanks for the correction. I just knew there was no way you guys would believe what I was saying!!??

UncleWede · 07-22-2020, 02:06 PM

Dave, Dave, Dave
What DAY is it?????

2000cs · 08-04-2020, 02:31 PM

https://www.facebook.com/1789262492/...4094834203414/

aguywalksintoabar · 04-13-2022, 02:14 AM

Since my girlfriend now has covid I've had to take matters into my own hands.

aguywalksintoabar · 04-13-2022, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by 2000cs

https://www.facebook.com/1789262492/...4094834203414/

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Esteban · 04-13-2022, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by aguywalksintoabar

Since my girlfriend now has covid I've had to take matters into my own hands.

"But Rosie, you're all right
(You wear my ring)
When you hold me tight
(Rosie, that's my thing)
When you turn out the light
(I got to hand it to me)
Looks like it's me and you again tonight, Rosie."

aguywalksintoabar · 04-13-2022, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

Quote:

Originally Posted by aguywalksintoabar

Since my girlfriend now has covid I've had to take matters into my own hands.

"But Rosie, you're all right
(You wear my ring)
When you hold me tight
(Rosie, that's my thing)
When you turn out the light
(I got to hand it to me)
Looks like it's me and you again tonight, Rosie."

Socks on. Lights off. As God intended.

aguywalksintoabar · 04-13-2022, 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esteban

Quote:

Originally Posted by aguywalksintoabar

Since my girlfriend now has covid I've had to take matters into my own hands.

"But Rosie, you're all right
(You wear my ring)
When you hold me tight
(Rosie, that's my thing)
When you turn out the light
(I got to hand it to me)
Looks like it's me and you again tonight, Rosie."

Esteban · 04-13-2022, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aguywalksintoabar

Socks on. Lights off. As God intended.

Do you live at the beach?

aguywalksintoabar · 04-13-2022, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

Quote:

Originally Posted by aguywalksintoabar

Socks on. Lights off. As God intended.

Do you live at the beach?

We lived by Newport beach (SoCal) for 6 years but moved to Utah for my job earlier this year. I do miss the beach but Lisa Falls has it's own beauty.

That 1977 album was 'running on empty' IIRC

Esteban · 04-13-2022, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by aguywalksintoabar

We lived by Newport beach (SoCal) for 6 years but moved to Utah for my job earlier this year. I do miss the beach but Lisa Falls has it's own beauty.

That 1977 album was 'running on empty' IIRC

You are correct! Jackson Browne, one of my favorites.

And glad you guys are enjoying yourselves!

PS - sorry, thought you were someone else.

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