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      04-11-2006, 03:24 PM   #23
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      04-11-2006, 03:54 PM   #24
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I saw one at costco the other day.. it said "jesus is the only real man".

Or how bout the favorite- "You shouldnt drive faster than your guardian angels can fly"

I saw this one too "If your reading this, then your too close asshole!"
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      04-11-2006, 05:15 PM   #25
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I saw this one too "If your reading this, then your too close asshole!"
hehe this one reminds me of a shirt a guy was wearing on his harley it said
"if you can read this, than the b*tch fell off."
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      04-11-2006, 07:26 PM   #26
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hahaha i agree.

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this one takes the cake

hahahahhahahhaha


the funniest part is that he spelled 2 out of the 5 words wrong.

hahahah
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      04-11-2006, 08:38 PM   #27
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I remember seeing an old beat up pickup truck (which looked amazingly similar to the old junk truck from Sanford and Son) with a sign on the back that said:

"You smasha my truck, I'll smasha your face!"
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      04-11-2006, 09:44 PM   #28
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best ive seen is 'my other car is a big dick'
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      04-11-2006, 09:53 PM   #29
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i saw a short haired butch lesbian looking woman driving a hybrid car that said

"DONT BE A DICK!"
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      04-11-2006, 11:45 PM   #30
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      04-12-2006, 01:22 AM   #31
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      04-12-2006, 01:26 PM   #32
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I saw yesterday... "Jesus Inside" in blue circle(= Intel Inside logo)
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      04-13-2006, 08:33 AM   #33
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Has anyone noticed the newest redneck truck accessory? It is a pair of balls in a scrotum that one hangs off the rear underside of the truck. The world has gone f**king mad.

I mean...why? I'm no prude but try explaining that to your 9 year old daughter in the car with you. "Daddy, what are those?"



For a$$holes only I guess.
Steve I have seen a few of these ..... "The balls are out because the Dick is already in their @$$"

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      04-26-2006, 02:00 PM   #34
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My fav....."Vtec inside" on a dodge neon?? Why, why? Am I crazy for thinking this is just wrong? Someone needs their gerbils checked!
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      04-26-2006, 03:13 PM   #35
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This is stupid
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      04-26-2006, 07:40 PM   #36
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At first I was shocked at the 745 Li, but then I noticed how he replaced all the honda badges with BMW badges. Even the license plate is from a BMW dealer.

Then I noticed the handicap plates and the booster seat and now I feel really bad for the kid.
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      04-26-2006, 07:55 PM   #37
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I am stealing this sig:
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      04-26-2006, 08:20 PM   #38
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I am stealing this sig:

Your cheating on your oranges?
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      04-26-2006, 11:43 PM   #39
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They will never find out.
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      04-28-2006, 05:17 PM   #40
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