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      08-19-2018, 02:27 PM   #155
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This was used on me by a gold digger as I was getting inside my car about a month ago:

"That $150K sure looks good on you."

My gf came out during the exchange before I could say anything, opened the door, got in and just said: "Drive. Now."

I just pretended the whole thing happened to someone else.
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When I was single I was kind of a jerk...DUH. It worked most of the time. I challenge them and frustrated them but was fun about it. It's all about body language and picking up on subconscious movement and queues. I recently had two bartenders falling over each other to talk to me. One was twirling her hair and the other was "fixing her bra" from the other end of the bar. I was giving them relationship advice....works EVERY time.
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When I was single I was kind of a jerk...DUH. It worked most of the time. I challenge them and frustrated them but was fun about it. It's all about body language and picking up on subconscious movement and queues. I recently had two bartenders falling over each other to talk to me. One was twirling her hair and the other was "fixing her bra" from the other end of the bar. I was giving them relationship advice....works EVERY time.
You challenge & frustrate them by giving relationship advice?
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I have 3 words for you honey

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& a glutton for punishment
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      08-21-2018, 11:35 AM   #164
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You challenge & frustrate them by giving relationship advice?
No, two different things. The frustration part has nothing to do with the real life example I gave. The girl was asking for advice which in itself is a wide open door.
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you called?
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