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      07-29-2017, 05:45 AM   #23
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What are you talking about? If /s, doesn't make sense.

Anyway, how the heck does one crash like that, even w/ all nannies off?
It was a dummy driver too
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If you are going to crash your Ferrari you might as well take out a Lamborghini too.

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I guess there is a "shortest time after purchase totaled" record out there somewhere.
I recall last fall a Dodge challenger Hellcat went 38 M.A.P.
(minutes after purchase . . . .ha ha) and kaboom !
The record is here. Didn't even make it out of the parking lot.



Granted it's not a car but still.
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      07-29-2017, 08:46 AM   #27
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They should administer an IQ test, or some kind of driving common sense program before selling those things. I get that as long as they get their money they probably don't care, but I think it makes a brand look bad over time when you see a bunch of idiots using their top end products.
This has been a long time debate about noobs buying superbikes. I've talked to salesmen at bike dealerships and they say when they turn their backs, they silent pray the guy can make it out of the parking lot so they don't have a guilty conscious.
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      08-01-2017, 08:11 AM   #28
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If you are going to crash your Ferrari you might as well take out a Lamborghini too.

Guy in the red jacket seems to have the slowest reaction time ever.
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Guy in the red jacket seems to have the slowest reaction time ever.
lol, he was almost done filling his tank! seriously though, why fill your car at the end of the wet slalom? Pair of idiots.
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If you are going to crash your Ferrari you might as well take out a Lamborghini too.

I've never hydroplaned before (knock wood), could he have gotten out of it? Seemed like he locked brakes too? Probably release brake and aim somewhere else other than the only car in the whole damn lot? LOL.
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New Ferraris have lots of traction control options.

Siri google disable traction control Ferrari 430.
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i don’t see how scoop.


That bike video reminded me of this clip which is about as old as the Internet

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i don’t see how scoop.


That bike video reminded me of this clip which is about as old as the Internet

LOL. Reminds me of a test drive I did a long time ago. The sales guy came along and didn't let me out by myself. It was a test drive he probably wished he didn't come along.

Speaking of funny test drive videos, here's one that's pretty good....

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If you liked that one, here's another one Jeff did....

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