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      05-25-2017, 05:11 PM   #89
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yea agreed with above. go to texas and smack those pigs. you can just leave them also because they are super invasive.
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yea agreed with above. go to texas and smack those pigs. you can just leave them also because they are super invasive.
So, there's a lot of pigs in Texas?
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Hunting with a gun is for cowards. Hunt big game with a spear and a knife or just your bare hands is where the real rush is at.

At least the elephants got revenge.
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I'll be honest, back in the day I used to hunt, got some really nice trophies.

Black silky Things where my favorite.
had a really nice collection.
Trick is not to wash them....

Nowadays Mrs.Jaye944 doesnt like me bringing back trophies.

But I do have a nice collection of passion killers hanging up in my bedroom

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So, there's a lot of pigs in Texas?
I once took a pig from Texas. Her name was Sherry.
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Hunting with a gun is for cowards. Hunt big game with a spear and a knife or just your bare hands is where the real rush is at.
If you want a real rush.... get some big game, even like gorilla or rhinoceros or fucking human being! That'll get you jacked up. I mean like, a human being right now, most dangerous game. Like a worthy adversary. Not a human being that's armed, but a clever human being who knows the jungle. Or the woods.
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I once took a pig from Texas. Her name was Sherry.
I'm not sure...But Sherry from Texas sounds really sexy to me ?
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Hunting with a gun is for cowards. Hunt big game with a spear and a knife or just your bare hands is where the real rush is at.
If you want a real rush.... get some big game, even like gorilla or rhinoceros or fucking human being! That'll get you jacked up. I mean like, a human being right now, most dangerous game. Like a worthy adversary. Not a human being that's armed, but a clever human being who knows the jungle. Or the woods.
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I'm not sure...But Sherry from Texas sounds really sexy to me ?

I was able to hack in to Doc Oc's computer and found her pic--she was called a pig because she liked to be hog-tied. Name:  tiedup.jpg
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I'm not sure...But Sherry from Texas sounds really sexy to me ?
You know that old saying "you can't put lipstick on a pig"?

Turns out you can.

And it ain't bad.
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I was able to hack in to Doc Oc's computer and found her pic--she was called a pig because she liked to be hog-tied. Attachment 1629129
C'mon man, if I had that would I really have 1500 posts on a car forum?
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Good catch my friend !
Yeah..This must be Sherry , but think it's actually Cherry !
I'm sure it was in Texas because she looks like a Cowchick , I mean a cowgirl with cowboots on ..
And I agree some chicks like it the rough way .. and scream like pigs as well
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You know that old saying "you can't put lipstick on a pig"?

Turns out you can.

And it ain't bad.
Meanwhile the situation is changed my friend !

Look how cute she is
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Meanwhile the situation is changed my friend !

Look how cute she is
You realize that's an underage pig right?

Learned something new about Phillipe today.
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If you want a real rush.... get some big game, even like gorilla or rhinoceros or fucking human being! That'll get you jacked up. I mean like, a human being right now, most dangerous game. Like a worthy adversary. Not a human being that's armed, but a clever human being who knows the jungle. Or the woods.
So....a Canadian then.
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So....a Canadian then.
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You realize that's an underage pig right?

Learned something new about Phillipe today.
These days they start really young my friend , pigs too !
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"burglar alarm"

See...it sounds exactly as you just read it to yourself.

I'm just a Canuck though, not British so I don't have the accent they do. Though I'm certain my accent would be different than yours...just probably not as funny as you might think.

However...have you ever heard an Australian say the word "deck"? I promise - deck does not come out sounding like deck. It cracks me up every time I hear them on House Hunters International or something like that. Usually when they say something like "I have a small deck".

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Nice one! Haha I don't have an accent actually, everywhere I go people still can't guess I'm from the States...it's weird. So technically yours is still funnier

I have heard them say that yes, working with a lot of Australians atm.
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