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      02-09-2015, 02:45 PM   #1
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Hellcat DON'T Dos. LOL

So this guy was sick of seeing the Hellcat lose on youtube videos and what not. (Probably due to the now-famous drag video between a hellcat vs. P85D, and the P85D walking on the Hellcat), so he decided to put up a "tutorial" on how not to lose if you own a Hellcat. lol.

[u2b]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFcqPbok2-c[/u2b]



Some funny highlights:
DO use the red key for max power. (I didn't even know the Hellcat came with different keys for different applications. But why would they even give you a key for less HP? Valet maybe?)
DON'T race cars with AWD.
DON'T race cars with hidden/automatic spoilers
DON'T race electric cars.... (lol)
DON'T race jets (WTF?)
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      02-09-2015, 02:49 PM   #2
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      02-09-2015, 02:53 PM   #3
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Thanks, I was trying to embed the video, but it obviously didn't work haha.
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It should automatically embed if you just put the link.
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Does this guy even own a Hellcat or has one on order? WTF is his problem. Things happen and people have less sense than they do money so what does he expect? His video is retarded and the only thing I agree with....is the car needing bigger and stickier (which he left out of his rant) rear tires.

The racing a jet reference is the magazine article where it was raced against an F/16. Lol, A Veyron can't beat one.....those "races" are good watching but thats about it, don't care about who won.

Also, don't race electric cars? He kinda says how the P85 is slower and it'll lose to the Hellcat but then says do not race one? Contradicting he is.....the only electric car to worry about, is the Tesla. BMW i8? Not even close to matching the 0-60 of the Hellcat.

AWD, yes sure because its the king from a dig. Race an AWD car from a roll then.....
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I think Vigilante375, you missed the fact that this guy is trolling. One of the best troll vids out there!
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Troll? Sounds like he is legitimately mad at those Hellcat owners. But it was still a good laugh for me. Too many comments on the page to read so I'll take your word.
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He sounds really pissed. I wouldn't want to be the local sheriff that encounters him and his moonshine stills.
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