Some chinese guy was asked to make a sentence...

FastMhz · 10-18-2005, 07:55 PM

Some Chinese guy was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it from 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with: 1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

deutschmann59 · 10-18-2005, 09:15 PM

...ahhh ok. Ha ha ha!

Only, I'd say you have more than two "sentences" there

. I'd say he was asked to make a paragraph

But that's just me. This is coming from the same guy that finds holes in the plots of every single movie I've ever seen

That was funny FastMhz

Broken1 · 10-20-2005, 05:06 AM

odd :P

FastMhz · 10-24-2005, 02:31 AM

sorry guys, but im a dork at heart. lol

btc · 10-27-2005, 06:08 PM

dam thats funny!

BMW0 · 12-03-2005, 10:11 AM

Very odd, and a tad bit funny

Asiann · 12-17-2005, 04:19 AM

Pretty good and funny. Harder for Asians to laugh at jokes about themselves, but I never had any problems since I was making most of them.

e90rocks · 02-10-2006, 01:38 PM

I'm glad to read an Asian accent joke that does more than just juxtapose R's and L's. (Like that takes a lot of imagination).

Some people who come into my office, see my Asian name and then compliment me on my English. "Is you from 'ere? Cuz your English is rill good."

All hail Biwl Carr 'n the Stillers!

vladinecko · 02-10-2006, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by e90rocks

All hail Biwl Carr 'n the Stillers!

:rocks:

BMWE90LOVER · 02-10-2006, 01:51 PM

Dude, WTF? that is wierd.

davinet78 · 02-13-2006, 07:51 AM

lol

10-18-2005, 07:55 PM	#1
FastMhz Enlisted Member 8 Rep 49 Posts Drives: 2006 325i Sedan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The OC iTrader: (0)	Some chinese guy was asked to make a sentence... Some Chinese guy was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it from 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with: 1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.
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10-18-2005, 09:15 PM	#2
deutschmann59 Captain 182 Rep 737 Posts Drives: 2006 325i Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: e90post.com iTrader: (0)	...ahhh ok. Ha ha ha! Only, I'd say you have more than two "sentences" there . I'd say he was asked to make a paragraph But that's just me. This is coming from the same guy that finds holes in the plots of every single movie I've ever seen That was funny FastMhz
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10-20-2005, 05:06 AM	#3
Broken1 Addict 209 Rep 2,075 Posts Drives: 2024 X5 40i M-Sport Join Date: May 2005 Location: Ontario iTrader: (0)	odd :P
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10-24-2005, 02:31 AM	#4
FastMhz Enlisted Member 8 Rep 49 Posts Drives: 2006 325i Sedan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The OC iTrader: (0)	sorry guys, but im a dork at heart. lol
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10-27-2005, 06:08 PM	#5
btc Second Lieutenant 69 Rep 279 Posts Drives: 06/330i/SB/TERA/AL Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bakersfield,CA iTrader: (6) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	dam thats funny!
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12-17-2005, 04:19 AM	#7
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e90rocks Myrmidon 19 Rep 236 Posts Drives: Entwicklung 90 - 325 Xi Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Pittsburgh, PA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 325 xi [0.00]	That joke's a 10 I'm glad to read an Asian accent joke that does more than just juxtapose R's and L's. (Like that takes a lot of imagination). Some people who come into my office, see my Asian name and then compliment me on my English. "Is you from 'ere? Cuz your English is rill good." All hail Biwl Carr 'n the Stillers!
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02-10-2006, 01:51 PM	#10
BMWE90LOVER Enlisted Member 2 Rep 30 Posts Drives: E90 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: N.C. iTrader: (0)	Dude, WTF? that is wierd.
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02-13-2006, 07:51 AM	#11
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