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      09-23-2013, 11:00 AM   #1
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Viagra OD = amputation

I could swear on the commercial they say you're supposed to seek medical attention if an erection lasts for more than a couple hours. In Gigante, *smh*. This is what happens when you don't read the directions and go off half-cocked.

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LOL he suffered an erection for multiple DAYS.


Hope he got some good use out of that bad boy while he had it....
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I could swear on the commercial they say you're supposed to seek medical attention if an erection lasts for more than a couple hours. In Gigante, *smh*. This is what happens when you don't read the directions and go off full-cocked.

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I knew guys who would get black market viagra and use it before going on dates, thinking it would be great sex. What the idiot did not realize if your healthy and take it then you got a stiffy for a long time, and it hurts and then the girls think they are inadequate since they guy did not go limp they think they did something wrong.
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Still not understanding how he developed gangrene. Is his girlfriend into kink and rubbed his dick raw with a cheese grater
Maybe the blood wasn't able to circulate out and started to rot... ? Not sure either.
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      09-23-2013, 06:30 PM   #9
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This story has all the elements of

He's from "Gigante" spanish for giant.

He walked around for days with a woody?
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it happens every now and then. usually u urologist can drain the blood, but if the blood clots nad gangrene starts to settle in.

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That's painful too!
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