[shah269]

Why do engineering offices smell of death!
I MEAN DOWN RIGHT DEATH!
Walked in today and just about gagged!
Engineers....listen up and listen good!
Soap+water+deodorant=non stinky office!

[BMWinNorthdakota]

I do not have experience in said subject matter. Therefore, I cannot speak on this topic at this time.

[Litos]

i have been working in engineering offices for a long time.

there are a certain "kind" of people that walk around smelling like the bottom of a dumpster.

they tend to be from overseas and they do not believe in deodorant.....

overall, everyone else smells more fresh than Summer's Eve.....

[shah269]

The smell as i walked in today could have gagged a freaking rat! A cross between...ass and balls and cheese and dead.....boys shower up! Open some windows will you! HOLY SHIT! If i had not man scaped my pubes would have gone straight!

I've worked in well over 3 countries, and god knows how many engineering offices....they all smell of death! But it gets worse in the summer months!
It's like a hot day in East Mumbai!

[NBK]

so you are writing this to yourself?

[NBK]

Originally Posted by Litos

i have been working in engineering offices for a long time.

there are a certain "kind" of people that walk around smelling like the bottom of a dumpster.

they tend to be from overseas and they do not believe in deodorant.....

overall, everyone else smells more fresh than Summer's Eve.....

so are they dangerous places that they need ex cops to secure the area?????

shit, come work in my office. eat donuts and drink coffee all day long and live the life long dream of a pig.

[BMWinNorthdakota]

Originally Posted by NBK

so are they dangerous places that they need ex cops to secure the area?????

shit, come work in my office. eat donuts and drink coffee all day long and live the life long dream of a pig.

Pigs, while many people perceive them to be dirty, are actually very clean animals... Cleaner than dogs.

[Litos]

oh, i'm living life just fine.

i sit here, expedite orders, crush people over the phone and then travel to their shop if they give me a hard time.

most people that work in an engineering office make 6 figures......

3-day weekends every week too.....

[shah269]

Can't say that about the engineers...was walking back from the bathroom and there was this engineer had his finger up his nose to the second knuckle! I mean WTF!

[NBK]

Originally Posted by Litos

oh, i'm living life just fine.

i sit here, expedite orders, crush people over the phone and then travel to their shop if they give me a hard time.

most people that work in an engineering office make 6 figures......

3-day weekends every week too.....

most cops who work overtime hit 6 figures too, don't they

[BMWinNorthdakota]

Originally Posted by NBK

most cops who work overtime hit 6 figures too, don't they

https://www.google.com/#hl=en&output...w=1173&bih=543

??

[Litos]

Originally Posted by NBK

most cops who work overtime hit 6 figures too, don't they

not necessarily.

unless they work 70 hours a week and they work for a huge city, then yeah, there's a chance.

some cops get paid $30/hr for working side jobs, which is more than they get paid hourly working their normal job...

some cops work side jobs, others work overtime...

it depends, but i would say a small percentage of cops make 6-figs....

[NBK]

what do i know im just a hard working old man

[E92-Lighting]

its been like this since my college days, why do you think many Engineers still watch anime in their 40's lol, its called not showering so you could finish your program or project,

[SS32]

Because curry + B.O. is an awful combination

[shah269]

Originally Posted by SS32

Because curry + B.O. is an awful combination

DUDE! Foshizzzaaa!
I just went out to CVS for lunch and bought TWO bottle of Fabreeze and just walked down the hall spraying. I'm sure I sprayed one of the bastards in the face....maybe that's why he was on the ground screaming "My eyes my eyes" but ask me if i care! the place smelled of ASSSSSS!!!!!

this is why i can't go from work to a hot date! By the time i leave the office I smell of engineer!
Y-U-C-K!

[Litos]

i would say most of the young engineers have at least a dab of common sense...

if you're an engineer and you're in your 40's, you are probably detatched from most things that are happening around you....

i work with a handfull of young engineers that watch sports, like cars and possess some kind of personality.

[Litos]

i'm sitting here in my cubicle rocking out to Beastie Boys' Paul Revere.....

RIP my boy MCA

[ken1137]

Hey, i just put my nose to my pit and all is rosie, but then again I work form home Mfg is on the West Coast.

[Slow_335i]

hahahhahhaha this thread is WIN!

[CamelBiscuit]

Originally Posted by shah269

Can't say that about the engineers...was walking back from the bathroom and there was this engineer had his finger up his nose to the second knuckle! I mean WTF!

I just realized you are a girl. Sorry I am a little slower than the rest.

[SS32]

Originally Posted by Litos

i would say most of the young engineers have at least a dab of common sense...

if you're an engineer and you're in your 40's, you are probably detatched from most things that are happening around you....

i work with a handfull of young engineers that watch sports, like cars and possess some kind of personality.

When I was in school, all the grad students would descend on my normal computer lab ~4pm and the air would immediately thicken with the smell of unwashed bodies. I'm sure there are some clean guys out there, but just in my experience, the Indian engineers I dealt with in school smelled awful. I don't know if it's a cultural thing or not, but jesus christ, we have deodorant here and it's cheap; there's no excuse.