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Hell Yea I bang hookers too! 21 14.69%
I've thought about it and am curious to try 34 23.78%
I don't but I don't look down on others that do 60 41.96%
Hell No they are dirty and it is immoral and never in a million years 28 19.58%
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      05-15-2012, 09:19 AM   #133
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Maybe all the girls you know cheat on you because that is their job to do so OP...

I've tried it at a red light district twice. Honestly, not for me.. I was disappointed both times...
I don't knock it however.. if you can get a thrill from it, then awesome...
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Question: If/when you do settle down with a non-hooker girl. If she asks you how many girls have you slept with, or if you've ever paid for sex, what would you tell her?
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what the fuk is this shat
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what the fuk is this shat
awesome thread is what it is!
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      05-15-2012, 12:53 PM   #137
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      05-15-2012, 01:46 PM   #138
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Question: If/when you do settle down with a non-hooker girl. If she asks you how many girls have you slept with, or if you've ever paid for sex, what would you tell her?
I tend to try and find out how many she has (and add a couple since most girls lie), and say something around there.

i.e. if she's slept with 3, I'd assume 5 and say I've been with 5.

if she's been with 5, I'll assume and say 7

if she's been with 10+, I highly doubt I'll be settling down with her...

if they ask have you paid for sex... if you've already had sex with her and are comfortable: yes of course, I paid for dinner last night didn't I?
if not comfortable with her/haven't had sex with her yet:
"Nope, never directly "
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      05-15-2012, 02:04 PM   #139
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Amazingly childish thread. Bragging like an adolescent about paying for poon. Pathetic.
Like some have already said in this thread, we all end up paying for poon one way or another. No such thing as free pussy.

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Question: If/when you do settle down with a non-hooker girl. If she asks you how many girls have you slept with, or if you've ever paid for sex, what would you tell her?
No way I'd ever tell a non hooker girl that I've paid for it. If I wanted to be with her even a little, I'd lie out my ass. Women cannot accept the fact that men pay for it. Not because it may have been dirty sex or something, but because deep down inside they know they are self conscious about being able to perform to the level of a hooker in bed. And believe me women are just as insecure about that as men are about their cock size.

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So much self-rationalization.

Cheating is not normal, nor does everyone do it. You're all over J-9 for saying prostitutes are slaves without knowing any, yet you blithely assume all people cheat. Your skewed world-view is destroying your chances of ever having a normal relationship with a woman.

Ok maybe normal isn't the word for it, but it is very widespread. I guess what I was trying to say is that it is ok for me to cheat on my SO, but not for her to cheat on me. I know that sounds completely unfair but here's why. If I'm with someone, I myself can go out and bang a shitload of hookers and come home to a woman and still love her just as much. But if she were to sleep with even one other man then her mental state will be completely fucked. Most women can't handle the multi partner lifestyle. Besides, I'm a selfish bastard and I wouldn't want to share my woman. But I have too much libido to keep it to only one woman. It's not that I can't have a normal relationship, but I get bored of sex with only one person, no matter how fine she is, and believe me I've had some hottie girlfriends. Some of you may know this.........
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Ok maybe normal isn't the word for it, but it is very widespread.
How do you know it's "very widespread"?

Also, in the context of this thread, those probably aren't the best choice of words

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I guess what I was trying to say is that it is ok for me to cheat on my SO, but not for her to cheat on me. I know that sounds completely unfair but here's why... <a bunch of self-rationalizing BS>
Wow. Just wow.

You've convinced yourself that it's perfectly ok for you to cheat on your GF with a bunch of prostitutes, but it's completely out of line if she cheats at all.

On top of the moral issue of cheating on your GF, you're exposing her to a boatload of STDs, HPV, warts, herpes, HepC, etc. If you truly cared about any of your GFs, you would not do this.

Good luck on your future as a creepy 55 year-old single guy "banging hookers".
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Good luck on your future as a creepy 55 year-old single guy "banging hookers".

I'm sure I'll be happier banging young nubile women than you are banging your ugly 55 yr old wife.
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How do you know it's "very widespread"?

Also, in the context of this thread, those probably aren't the best choice of words



Wow. Just wow.

You've convinced yourself that it's perfectly ok for you to cheat on your GF with a bunch of prostitutes, but it's completely out of line if she cheats at all.

On top of the moral issue of cheating on your GF, you're exposing her to a boatload of STDs, HPV, warts, herpes, HepC, etc. If you truly cared about any of your GFs, you would not do this.

Good luck on your future as a creepy 55 year-old single guy "banging hookers".
I can already foretell his future as a 55 year old man. Goes to thailand, finds a 18-20 yr old , she marries him to come to America. by now he's too broke and libidos too depleted to bang any hookers and 20 yr old wifey. 20 yr old wifey bangs every cock in sight while he's on e90post reminiscing on his youth..
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Ok maybe normal isn't the word for it, but it is very widespread. I guess what I was trying to say is that it is ok for me to cheat on my SO, but not for her to cheat on me. I know that sounds completely unfair but here's why. If I'm with someone, I myself can go out and bang a shitload of hookers and come home to a woman and still love her just as much. But if she were to sleep with even one other man then her mental state will be completely fucked. Most women can't handle the multi partner lifestyle. Besides, I'm a selfish bastard and I wouldn't want to share my woman. But I have too much libido to keep it to only one woman. It's not that I can't have a normal relationship, but I get bored of sex with only one person, no matter how fine she is, and believe me I've had some hottie girlfriends. Some of you may know this.........
I am at a loss for words...
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      05-15-2012, 03:45 PM   #144
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it is ok for me to cheat on my SO, but not for her to cheat on me...
shyt just got very real
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LMAO I just returned to this thread to see what people were saying...and now there is a poll. Haha this is hilarious!
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I can already foretell his future as a 55 year old man. Goes to thailand, finds a 18-20 yr old , she marries him to come to America. by now he's too broke and libidos too depleted to bang any hookers and 20 yr old wifey. 20 yr old wifey bangs every cock in sight while he's on e90post reminiscing on his youth..
And where will you be? Who will you be banging? Stuck with some old hag with a wrinkly ass?

If you're so holier than thou please do tell.
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Did you really just say that it's okay with you to cheat on your SO with hookers but if she's banging some dude on the side, it isn't? Talk about being effed up in every which way possible. You're quite the case buddy.
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And where will you be? Who will you be banging? Stuck with some old hag with a wrinkly ass?

If you're so holier than thou please do tell.
it happens a lot in the asian community. I thought we were just going by what is "widespread".. Who knows what will happen when I'm 55 , i might go back and get me a young wife or two in the homeland..
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lmao, this is comedy.
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I guess what I was trying to say is that it is ok for me to cheat on my SO, but not for her to cheat on me.

I feel sorry for anyone 'with' you.
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I ll just drop this here..... *skips away*

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I ll just drop this here..... *skips away*

how can you drop that off without giving us the phone number..
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