[shah269]

*caution this post may be called misogynistic and offensive and funny and informative this is not suitable for those with a soft disposition!*

I’ll set the stage, my friends and I were out having lunch today and talking about all things that matter to real men.
Ass, titties, food, bikes and cars

And we were discussing women in their mid to late 30’s and how one of my friends refuses to date them due to a higher than average odds that said mid 30 something woman has fuzzy arms or worse….fuzzy upper lip.

I’ve been on a late 20’s dating kick since last winter and before that I was dating women my age in NYC…but thinking of all the FWB (friends with benefits) over the years….I had to agree…women in their mid 30’s in NJ get fuzzy! What the hell is up with that!

Now I know my X GF’s from NYC were once every other week going off to visit the laser specialists and it was a silky smooth lick.
But that’s NYC…Gods Gift To Man!.....for those of you older wiser all knowing guys who have the misfortune of not living in NYC….what is up with mid 30’s women being so freaking fuzzy?

[TK-421]

I absolutely HATE that shit. Maybe it's just me but when we're doing our thing, I'm not the biggest fan of my beard hairs getting knotted with the girl's matching set.

[shah269]

But i don't get it....why give up on looking good and feeling good? What gives? :headscratch:
A woman who is in her mid 30's is in the same race as with women who are in their mid 20's...so why is it that the mid 20's girls keep it fuzz free while the mid 30's ladies let the fuzz go far?

[KingOfJericho]

Yet another deal-breaking attribute from the Shah... I'm still wondering how such a catch has been passed over for so long!

[shah269]

Originally Posted by KingOfJericho

Yet another deal-breaking attribute from the Shah... I'm still wondering how such a catch has been passed over for so long!

Deal breaking........sorry...I don't like them fuzzy women.
Idon't know what's wrong witth that...

[Colt]

Originally Posted by shah269

But i don't get it....why give up on looking good and feeling good? What gives?

Have you ever thought maybe on cold winter nights, being single, the fuzzy makes her feel good? I mean if she's as hairy as a bear with no one to cuddle....makes sense to me to let it all grow out, eh?

[adriang]

your sample size was probably not large enough to get any significant statistical representation of scruff and muff in your city...

[lmaleke]

Her fussy bushy muffin? Don't let them curly hairs got stuck in your teeff

[Templar]

Maybe it is because YOU are the bald one, they feel they need to get your relationship on an even playing ground of hair...

[Colt]

Originally Posted by Templar

Maybe it is because YOU are the bald one, they feel they need to get your relationship on an even playing ground of hair...

[Crimson92]

Originally Posted by Templar

Maybe it is because YOU are the bald one, they feel they need to get your relationship on an even playing ground of hair...

Winner.

[Foxrus14]

Mine has her whole body lasered... won't ever have to worry about it... Fuzz free is the way for me!

[PINeely]

Lower back fuzz is the worst.

[bimmerfrk]

You are all so so so retarded. My 3 cents. But please don't let me interrupt the ongoing stupidity in this thread.

[Judge]

Originally Posted by shah269

But i don't get it....why give up on looking good and feeling good? What gives? :headscratch:
A woman who is in her mid 30's is in the same race as with women who are in their mid 20's...so why is it that the mid 20's girls keep it fuzz free while the mid 30's ladies let the fuzz go far?

Your confusion probably stems from the fact you think 35-year-old women are in the same league as 25-year-olds. The world is cruel and unfair, but attractive 25-year-olds do not fear competition from their mid-30s sisters.

The younger women have less "fuzz" because they either haven't grown it yet or have more of an incentive to shave/wax/pluck because they are in their peak dating years and get the most mileage out of grooming. Meanwhile, the guy dating the 35-year-old is likely not in the position to complain about a little lip-hair and she knows it.

[shah269]

Originally Posted by Lute

Hairy arms are definitely the worst.

+1!

Look i mean...if it looks like a dudes arm reaching down to grab my meet and two veg....it's like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

And the problem is this...you can't see this fuzz in a bar or a club...or even on the first date....or even the second date because these dates are in the dark......
So it's date 3 and you invite her over for some dinner and wine and dick....and well you are making out on the leather couch and well all of a sudden you run your hand up from her ups up her arms and feel the fuzz....and it's more than your fuzz....but ok ok ok ok...not bad...ok maybe it's light fuzz...as in its blond...i can deal with this i can deal with this...and then you are getting into it...i mean deep kissing...and you were ready for this...you shaved your face good brother! Babies asses are not this soft! But WTF is that rough feeling...wait did you forget to shave a spot...oh maybe...maybe...wait...it's moving..it's MOVING! OMG IT"S NOT YOU!
IT'S NOT YOUR STUBBLE...IT'S HER STUBBLE...OMG AND SHE IS GOING DOWN YOUR NECK...OMG OMG OMG.....MY OUTY BECAME AN INNY AND IS HIDING BEHIND MY LIVER!
And now she is whispering in your year about how much she wants you but all you can feel is her upper lip stubble on your ears….and all you want to do is just throw her off the couch and run to the bathroom, lock the door behind you and curl up in a little ball in the shower trying to scrub off the icky feeling with scolding hot water and whispering…..”wash away the bad wash away the bad wash away the bad!”

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by shah269

....and all you want to do is just throw her off the couch and run to the bathroom, lock the door behind you and curl up in a little ball in the shower trying to scrub off the icky feeling with scolding hot water and whispering…..”wash away the bad wash away the bad wash away the bad!”

Ok, take the following sentiment above, especially the washing part and complete for me the following riddle:

Fuzz is to Shah, as Shah is to ________


I'll give you a hint - it starts with a W and ends with N.

[shah269]

Hey...I ain't fuzzy!
I manscape!
A good man always manscapes!
After all.....it's the right thing to do!

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by shah269

Hey...I ain't fuzzy!
I manscape!
A good man always manscapes!
After all.....it's the right thing to do!

Ha - no worries, I was not implying that you were fuzzy - was driving at a different point. I believe you actually, and take your word for it. No pics requested. None at all.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lute

BINGO, we have found someone partnered with a fuzzy woman

Good eye! I didn't even make the connection.

[grimlock]

Shah is a hairless Persian.. who always finds himself with hairy pussy

[Its_lobelt]

Originally Posted by grimlock

Shah is a hairless Persian.. who always finds himself with hairy pussy

There is no such thing