Post Rapture Looting.

rs6655 · 05-20-2011, 12:02 PM

Whose going?

http://www.facebook.com/#!/event.php...21968371215699

On a serious note.

I've been approached several times by people that I would bet have quit their jobs and ridded themselves of all their worldly possessions over this one.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/05/14...d-21-doomsday/

JayKay335i · 05-20-2011, 12:53 PM

I called every religious person I know and asked them for their flat screens

Wakka · 05-20-2011, 01:01 PM

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I called every religious person I know and asked them for their flat screens

jew

carve · 05-20-2011, 01:09 PM

I put an add on craigslist for post-rapture dog care. $5k for the life of your pet, although I'd be willing to take more since it increases your chances of going to heaven

Oh yeah- only 12 hours until the rapture starts in New Zealand...11 pm Pacific time.

Wakka....what's going on in your sig-gif there?

BillLee · 05-20-2011, 04:28 PM

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rgpwr · 05-20-2011, 04:32 PM

^ rofl

JayKay335i · 05-20-2011, 05:01 PM

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jew

Fuck yeah

You'd make a shitty jew, missing memorial day in vegas.

carve · 05-20-2011, 05:33 PM

Man that'd be funny. The hard part is it's supposed to happen at 6pm on saturday. It'd be hard to sneak that into a high-visibility area.

AngelinIsRich08 · 05-20-2011, 05:56 PM

I heard some of these people have spent their entire life savings on this thing. According to the Bible, no man or angel will know the time and date of the end so I really doubt these people. And this church is worth $72 MILlION! Its leaders are freaking scammers IMO.

Vanity · 05-20-2011, 08:30 PM

The guy who started all of this hype is Harold Camping, the owner of FamilyRadio. The radio company is worth $117 million as of late 2008. They have spent $1 million alone trying to advertise this apocalyptic message across the world, in over 84 countries.

Harold predicted the end of the world in 1994. This time he says he's for certain.

Emerson · 05-20-2011, 08:49 PM

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BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!

len56 · 05-21-2011, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

I called every religious person I know and asked them for their flat screens

this is GENIUS.

i like the way you think

bolinp78 · 05-21-2011, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

I called every religious person I know and asked them for their flat screens

This makes sense, because every single religious person believes that the world is going to end today.

number335 · 05-21-2011, 01:56 PM

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God is supposed to take us buck nekid? I can't wait!

UncleWede · 05-24-2011, 05:28 PM

"I brought you into this world nekkid, I'll take you out the same way" - God

solefald · 05-24-2011, 05:33 PM

Rapture has been re-scheduled to October 21, 2011

AngelinIsRich08 · 05-24-2011, 05:50 PM

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Rapture has been re-scheduled to October 21, 2011

Yea. He had made another mathematical mistake again.

AngelinIsRich08 · 05-24-2011, 05:51 PM

^^^. I want to see his equation by the way.

solefald · 05-24-2011, 06:07 PM

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^^^. I want to see his equation by the way.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...AV589.DTL&ao=2

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By Camping's understanding, the Bible was dictated by God and every word and number carries a spiritual significance. He noticed that particular numbers appeared in the Bible at the same time particular themes are discussed.

The number 5, Camping concluded, equals "atonement." Ten is "completeness." Seventeen means "heaven." Camping patiently explained how he reached his conclusion for May 21, 2011.

"Christ hung on the cross April 1, 33 A.D.," he began. "Now go to April 1 of 2011 A.D., and that's 1,978 years."

Camping then multiplied 1,978 by 365.2422 days - the number of days in each solar year, not to be confused with a calendar year.

Next, Camping noted that April 1 to May 21 encompasses 51 days. Add 51 to the sum of previous multiplication total, and it equals 722,500.

Camping realized that (5 x 10 x 17) x (5 x 10 x 17) = 722,500.

Or put into words: (Atonement x Completeness x Heaven), squared.

"Five times 10 times 17 is telling you a story," Camping said. "It's the story from the time Christ made payment for your sins until you're completely saved.

"I tell ya, I just about fell off my chair when I realized that," Camping said.

In other words, its called "massaging the numbers to make them fit your agenda"

Litos · 05-24-2011, 06:15 PM

lol @ Camping.

i think he prays everyday that he will die before October 2011. he's just buying himself 5 more months.

AngelinIsRich08 · 05-24-2011, 06:19 PM

That's gotta be the dumbest use of mathematics ever.

solefald · 05-24-2011, 06:21 PM

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That's gotta be the dumbest use of mathematics ever.

I am waiting for the formula revision so we know how October 21 came to light.

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carve Major 190 Rep 1,105 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: usa iTrader: (0)	Man that'd be funny. The hard part is it's supposed to happen at 6pm on saturday. It'd be hard to sneak that into a high-visibility area.
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AngelinIsRich08 Banned 64 Rep 708 Posts Drives: '11 X5M, '09 CTS Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: St. Louis, MO iTrader: (0)	I heard some of these people have spent their entire life savings on this thing. According to the Bible, no man or angel will know the time and date of the end so I really doubt these people. And this church is worth $72 MILlION! Its leaders are freaking scammers IMO.
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Vanity Private First Class 281 Rep 123 Posts Drives: BMW E90 LCI Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: BC, Canada iTrader: (0)	The guy who started all of this hype is Harold Camping, the owner of FamilyRadio. The radio company is worth $117 million as of late 2008. They have spent $1 million alone trying to advertise this apocalyptic message across the world, in over 84 countries. Harold predicted the end of the world in 1994. This time he says he's for certain. __________________
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AngelinIsRich08 Banned 64 Rep 708 Posts Drives: '11 X5M, '09 CTS Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: St. Louis, MO iTrader: (0)	^^^. I want to see his equation by the way.
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Litos Banned 222 Rep 2,991 Posts Drives: 2012 Challenger RT Junk Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Houston/Pearland iTrader: (1)	lol @ Camping. i think he prays everyday that he will die before October 2011. he's just buying himself 5 more months.
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