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      04-15-2011, 06:32 PM   #1
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      04-15-2011, 06:33 PM   #2
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[u2b]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-wGbCEaCmE&feature=channel_video_title[u2b]
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lies you ninja edited that shit
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lies you ninja edited that shit
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"Learn about the new way to Freshness. See what Summer's Eve has to offer"

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      04-15-2011, 07:29 PM   #5
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      04-15-2011, 07:33 PM   #6
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meh, nothing new here.

videos parodying douchebags/guidos/tools/etc have been old news for a while now. This is far from one of the better ones. While making this video some douchebag was probably destroying his gf anyway
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No joke I just fell asleep to this video. I've worked 4 15 hour days in a row so I was physically drained, plus I had a little bit to drink tonight. 30 seconds in the music had my eyelids drooping. 1:30 in and I was out.
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Love the Ads by Google that pops up at the bottom :

"Learn about the new way to Freshness. See what Summer's Eve has to offer"

Dude....

They are all ran by google analytics. They bring up things that would be relevant to your interest. Mine brought up my local BMW dealer. Yours brought up "new ways to freshness" because even google thinks your a stinky ass old man
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kinda of why i stopped going to clubs/bars...if you happen to be good looking/dress nice girls automatically think you're a douche the minute you step inside...and it's really hard to change that unless your game is on point..

somehow, attractive guy = player/douchebag in clubs and bars

the real douchebags ruin it for the rest of us
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kinda of why i stopped going to clubs/bars...if you happen to be good looking/dress nice girls automatically think you're a douche the minute you step inside...and it's really hard to change that unless your game is on point..

somehow, attractive guy = player/douchebag in clubs and bars
It's simple. The kind of girls who you pick up in bars/clubs are dumb cunts who have fallen multiple times for the whole player/d-bag routine and they are scorned now.
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It's simple. The kind of girls who you pick up in bars/clubs are dumb cunts who have fallen multiple times for the whole player/d-bag routine and they are scorned now.
exactly...that's essentially the conclusion of what i was saying...the douchebags ruin it for the rest of us good natured guys...

i feel like girls at clubs and bars are so f'ing jaded nowadays it makes it almost impossible to do anything with them...
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exactly...that's essentially the conclusion of what i was saying...the douchebags ruin it for the rest of us good natured guys...
I don't think you elaborated enough on how fucking stupid the women are.
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I don't think you elaborated enough on how fucking stupid the women are.
that is sorta understood...i don't go to clubs and bars looking for intelligent girls, i am just wondering what is going through their minds nowadays...non-douches don't stand a chance
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that is sorta understood...i don't go to clubs and bars looking for intelligent girls, i am just wondering what is going through their minds nowadays...non-douches don't stand a chance
uhh nothing is going through their minds?

Now here is the difficult part, where do you meet the worth while girls now? They have to have gone somewhere.
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uhh nothing is going through their minds?

Now here is the difficult part, where do you meet the worth while girls now? They have to have gone somewhere.
haha...i don't really fucking care enough to figure it all out...just want some clarity...women are impossible as it is...

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