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      02-14-2011, 03:25 PM   #1
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Tonight's the night!

Fuck the flowers. Fuck the candies, presents and candle lit dinners.

Tonight is the night to go out to your local watering hole and pick up a lonely, depressed single women. They WILL be out there with their girlfriends drinking away their sorrows. Trying to figure out why all those ugly/fat girls got men and they don't. We must help them figure it out! It is because they are easy and they don't realize that putting out after meeting a random in a bar is not the way to get a boyfriend. Their loss is our gain!

So to all you single men out there, let's get out there and take advantage of some women with low self-esteem!

Who's with me?!?!?
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      02-14-2011, 03:30 PM   #2
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Amen!!



I actually work both jobs today; second job is stock/processing at Victoria's Secret, though. Maybe I can sneak into a fitting room.
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      02-14-2011, 03:38 PM   #4
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      02-14-2011, 03:41 PM   #5
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It is up to us single men to even the score for all the ones that are forced to purchase all that shit for their significant others.
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      02-14-2011, 03:45 PM   #6
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It is up to us single men to even the score for all the ones that are forced to purchase all that shit for their significant others.
Unless they're really in love/married. Which probably makes up more than half the dudes on this board lol.
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Lol'd at this thread and that is rare that I actually laugh out loud.
From something on the Internet I should add. Sorry about the double post... Can't edit posts on the iPhone app
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      02-14-2011, 03:53 PM   #9
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"So why are you single on this occasion?"

"Because I can't find a good guy, all guys are assholes"

"Not every guy is an ass, there are some good guys left"

*takes her home, only to never call her again*
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      02-14-2011, 03:59 PM   #10
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tonight, me and my boys, we're going to the club, we're all single, we're all getting pussy..
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      02-14-2011, 04:00 PM   #11
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tonight, me and my boys, we're going to the club, we're all single, we're all getting pussy..
DAMN.
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tonight, me and my boys, we're going to the club, we're all single, we're all getting pussy..

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      02-14-2011, 04:06 PM   #14
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Yuppppp me and a few buddies are goin out tonight.

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tonight is the night. my bish is building me a cake. lol
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You're a damn opportunist.























Opportunists ftw.
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the first girl im gonna see tn, im gonna walk up to and go "BITCH.. get me a chicken sandwich and ill be your valentine".. by the time i arrive at the bars, drunk levels are up, self esteem is down and then i'll reek the benefits
I'm going to put my dick in a box, and the first cute girl to ask me what it is, ill reply with my VDAY gift to you.
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Ok NYCGP and others, pics of ACTUAL chicks picked up tonight or it didnt happen.

Need details too (Im married so I have to live vicariously through OT)

So, in summary, pics with details or ban. And OT will not let you live down the fact that you couldnt even score with drunk, depressed, heart-broken chicks on V-day!
Good luck
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      02-14-2011, 04:30 PM   #19
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At last, a thread for true romantics.
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I'm gon try to bag a MILF. They're all over Victoria's Secret trying to sexy themselves up for nothing. Bouta make a porn.
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"So why are you single on this occasion?"

"Because I can't find a good guy, all guys are assholes"

"Not every guy is an ass, there are some good guys left"

*takes her home, only to never call her again*
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