04-18-2010, 12:37 AM | #1 |
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I have a problem. I need to talk about it.
I showered and got my sexy on last night. Shaved off my teen-wolf beard and dawned some nice threads. Proceeded to stuff a plastic CVS bag full of Milwaukee's Best. Bottle of jack in another bag and then dumped the ice tray out into the bag. I figured I'd wash the ice tray tomorrow so I just left it out after I emptied it. Head out the door. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~good night~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ lots of booze. Made it home. Partially disrobed and proceeded to pass out in my bed. After about 6 hours of this drunken open mouth drooling with my eyes closed I was woken. That smell hit my nose like a ton of bricks. I thought to my self "shit, did I really throw up in bed?". I opened my eyes, rolled around a little bit, couldn't find any vomit. Hmmm..... Did my room mate hurl in the hall way? Nope. Clean as a whistle. But the smell got a little worse when I opened my bedroom door. Down the hall way into the living room. Pretty wretched at this point. Starting to turn my stomach. Slightly gagging. That would be a CNI->CNX reflex, in case you were wondering. Anyway, I look through the little breakfast bar and see nothing out of the ordinary on the counter. No vomit. So I walk into the kitchen and I'm about to die at this point. I see this little stream of water down the cabinet and a puddle on the floor. I thought Oooo, I must have dropped an ice cube. So I drop the paper towels and begin wiping and notice its neon yellow, sticky, and leaves a weird residue behind. I know its from the ice cube tray because when I picked it up water was all over. The smell is this obnoxious vomit/shit/moldy smelling. Like a rotting corpse threw up all over it self then made you lick it.
Its 80 degrees out. I've sprayed everything down with antibacterial shit, wiped it down, mopped, cleaned the tray, the sink, the counter, the floor, FUCKEN EVERYTHING. THE FUCKEN SMELL WONT GO AWAY! ITS 80 DEGREES OUT AND I'M SWEATING MY FUCKEN BALLS OFF AND THIS SMELL MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT. FUCK |
04-18-2010, 01:19 AM | #3 |
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I think the smells coming from the melted ice and the tray. The water that I'm assuming melted off of it was neon yellow when I wiped it up. Sticky on the ground. The ice cubes smelled awkward in the freezer. Made drinks taste like poo. The freezer has an automatic filling mechanism and it dumps into a big bucket, which is what was on the counter. The fridge is new. The building I live in is new. Both are about a year old.
I know the water tastes like crap but this is a whole nother level. |
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04-18-2010, 02:29 AM | #4 |
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That sucks man. My dumb ass girlfriend put two champagne bottles in the freezer once to get them cold and forgot about them. We went out for the night, came home and witnessed the destruction. Both bottles exploded, forced the door of the freezer open, and got frozen chunks of champagne everywhere, which then proceeded to melt. Shit reeked for a week.
But, for you, wipe everything down with slightly diluted bleach, and get some smelly candles. That helped with my situation.
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Try carbon-based scent eliminator (wal-mart - outdoor section) It'll be temporary but effective.
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04-18-2010, 02:53 AM | #7 |
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Arizona. 11:53pm. 84 degrees. I couldn't take the heat. My balls were sticking to my legs while studying. I finally turned the AC on and sprayed air freshener in all the vents.
I got candles, wiped everything down with disinfecting wipes. That shit kills AIDS. It says so on the box. Apparently not odors. I'm talking this shit smells SO bad, that the paper towels I wiped the shit up with went on the balcony in a tied up plastic bag, and the shit makes you gag, outside. |
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04-18-2010, 04:22 AM | #13 |
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just a wild one here but u know what works really well? high quality cat litter...
just put some where the fluids spilled and it should soak up a lot of the odor?? I say high quality one because its less of a mess when you have to clean it up. that and after a few days just keep some baking soda powder around the fridge?? |
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04-18-2010, 01:40 PM | #19 |
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Vaulted ceiling. You can see it is in line with the trim below it.
Honestly, I would try a combination of diluted bleach and then the Natures Miracle stuff that Bartman suggested. Good luck. I am still puzzled as to how it got SO funky so quickly. |
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04-18-2010, 02:04 PM | #20 |
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Carter knows his vaulted ceilings.
I don't know what it is. Part of me wants to bring it to a lab on campus and test. I'm going to bring the bag of pissrags to the landloard on Monday and ask him if he wants me to wring them out to make some ice cubes for him. |
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If you have the resources I sure would, just out of curiosity. I'd also suggest vinegar and change the filter in the fridge if it has one. |
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04-18-2010, 08:19 PM | #22 |
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I might. I used to screw some girl who works in one of the neuropharmacological labs on campus. I'll see if she can scam me an agar plate.
I've sprayed it with the AIDS spray a few more times and used the lysol wipes. Its almost gone. Not completely. More like your car after somebody threw up in it and you cleaned it, then woke up the next morning and got in. The car would be in the garage, not the hot sun. Not horrible, but I almost threw up on my eggs this morning. I'm attempting to tackle this without buying anything else. |
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