Kiss, Kill, F***

Noc57 · 04-07-2010, 11:53 PM

Anyone ever play this game? I used to play it with chicks in college bars all the time with pretty hilarious results.

Anyways you get the idea. Basically pick 3 people. One you'd kiss, one you'd kill, and one you'd fuck. Though this is different in a real life application, the internet has an endless supply of people.

To start the thread off: (From left to right) Kiss, Kill, Fuck.

Feyd · 04-08-2010, 12:04 AM

Kiss: Monica Bellucci

Kill: Melissa Morgan (Biggest Looser) <-- Complete Bitch

Fuck: Evangeline Lilly

Kensta335 · 04-08-2010, 12:11 AM

Kiss:Scarlett Johansson

Kill:Omar Epps (hate him in House)

Fuck:Misa Campo

Socale92 · 04-08-2010, 12:29 AM

kiss - emma stone

kill - patti stanger (from millionaire matchmaker)

fuck - sash suicide (or pretty much any suicide girl)

Year's_End · 04-08-2010, 03:55 AM

Kiss: girl I know
Kill: dude I know
Fuck: girl I know

koreez88 · 04-08-2010, 04:03 AM

Kiss

Kill

Fuck

c0nstant · 04-08-2010, 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikkahtropolis

Kiss: dude I know
Kill: girl I know
Fuck: dude I know

KingOfJericho · 04-08-2010, 07:12 AM

Isn't the game called "F, Marry, Kill?" The kiss part of this game is lame. What would be the point of laying a smooch on a chick... we're not in middle school. It should be one person you'd nail once, one you'd marry, and one you'd kill.

c0nstant · 04-08-2010, 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingOfJericho

Isn't the game called "F, Marry, Kill?" The kiss part of this game is lame. What would be the point of laying a smooch on a chick... we're not in middle school. It should be one person you'd nail once, one you'd marry, and one you'd kill.

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NYC6 · 04-08-2010, 08:12 AM

When does the hilarity come into play?

Sounds like something we would 'play' before Spin the Bottle in 5th grade.

KingOfJericho · 04-08-2010, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NYC6

When does the hilarity come into play?

Sounds like something we would 'play' before Spin the Bottle in 5th grade.

exactly... this is something you play on the bus of a school field trip.

Noc57 · 04-08-2010, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingOfJericho

Isn't the game called "F, Marry, Kill?" The kiss part of this game is lame. What would be the point of laying a smooch on a chick... we're not in middle school. It should be one person you'd nail once, one you'd marry, and one you'd kill.

Hey I didn't make up the rules. "Marry" is a little lame especially at some bar in college. It's a good way to run a chick off. Stage 5.

Quote:

Originally Posted by NYC6

When does the hilarity come into play?

Sounds like something we would 'play' before Spin the Bottle in 5th grade.

It's a people watching game. Like I said, in bars it's a little different. If you're with a chick basically you pick the people for them and they pick the people for you. I would always pick some ugly ass dude, usually another chick for the girl, and whoever else. The "hilarity" all depends on their reaction and the people at the bar. Usually I put my self somewhere in the mix at some point and see what they say.

Make fun of it all you want, but the chicks loved it most of the time. It was a good ice-breaker. GREAT SUCCESS!

Round 2:

Kiss Elisha Cuthbert, Kill Cesar Millan, Fuck Megan Fox

grieverr · 04-08-2010, 03:44 PM

KingOfJericho is right, it's "kill, marry, f--". The point is to identify some you'd hate, love, and lust. Kiss and f-- kinda both fall in the lust category.

TTexan · 04-08-2010, 03:58 PM

Michelle Monoghan, Nancy Pelosi, and Emmanuelle Chriqui
Kiss, Kill, F' in their respective order.

SantaPimp27 · 04-08-2010, 04:05 PM

Fuck: Kate Beckinsale
Kill: Dick Vitale
Marry: Kate Hudson

leocdmg · 04-08-2010, 04:18 PM

Here are my votes in the kiss, kil, F*** order
Audrina Patridge, Tyler Perry, Kelly Karloff

BKV122 · 04-08-2010, 06:06 PM

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Gavin@MMW · 04-08-2010, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noc57

Hey I didn't make up the rules. "Marry" is a little lame especially at some bar in college. It's a good way to run a chick off. Stage 5.

It's a people watching game. Like I said, in bars it's a little different. If you're with a chick basically you pick the people for them and they pick the people for you. I would always pick some ugly ass dude, usually another chick for the girl, and whoever else. The "hilarity" all depends on their reaction and the people at the bar. Usually I put my self somewhere in the mix and some point and see what they say.

Make fun of it all you want, but the chicks loved it most of the time. It was a good ice-breaker. GREAT SUCCESS!

Round 2:

Kiss Elisha Cuthbert, Kill Cesar Millan, Fuck Megan Fox

My exact thoughts.

88Brimble · 04-08-2010, 07:56 PM

WilliamX050 · 04-08-2010, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BKV122

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^^^

Zephyr15 · 04-08-2010, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grieverr

KingOfJericho is right, it's "kill, marry, f--". The point is to identify some you'd hate, love, and lust. Kiss and f-- kinda both fall in the lust category.

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingOfJericho

Isn't the game called "F, Marry, Kill?" The kiss part of this game is lame. What would be the point of laying a smooch on a chick... we're not in middle school. It should be one person you'd nail once, one you'd marry, and one you'd kill.

Yes. It's definitely m, f, k.

Also, no one appears to be playing the "game" right. The point isn't for you to just pick three people that fit the categories. The point is for someone else to name three people and you then have to put each person into a category. The game is only interesting when you "play" it with friends and pick people that everyone knows and, preferrably, are present.

Feyd · 04-08-2010, 10:31 PM

Thread fail perhaps...

I still want to boik Evangeline Lilly.

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Noc57 Lieutenant Colonel 77 Rep 1,859 Posts Drives: e92 335 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Orlando, FL iTrader: (0)	Kiss, Kill, F*** Anyone ever play this game? I used to play it with chicks in college bars all the time with pretty hilarious results. Anyways you get the idea. Basically pick 3 people. One you'd kiss, one you'd kill, and one you'd fuck. Though this is different in a real life application, the internet has an endless supply of people. To start the thread off: (From left to right) Kiss, Kill, Fuck. Attached Images __________________
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Kensta335 Brigadier General 167 Rep 3,637 Posts Drives: 335i Coupe Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: So Cal 626 iTrader: (4)	Kiss:Scarlett Johansson Kill:Omar Epps (hate him in House) Fuck:Misa Campo
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KingOfJericho Major General 2458 Rep 7,341 Posts Drives: Yes Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: CT iTrader: (1) Garage List 2010 135i Coupe [5.26]	Isn't the game called "F, Marry, Kill?" The kiss part of this game is lame. What would be the point of laying a smooch on a chick... we're not in middle school. It should be one person you'd nail once, one you'd marry, and one you'd kill. __________________ The views and opinions expressed in this post are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of Bimmerpost. 2018 Jeep Grand Cherokee High Altitude Hemi \| 2010 S4 Sold \| 2010 BMW 135i Retired \| 2006 Lotus Exige Sold
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grieverr Private First Class 31 Rep 174 Posts Drives: F32 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Here iTrader: (0)	KingOfJericho is right, it's "kill, marry, f--". The point is to identify some you'd hate, love, and lust. Kiss and f-- kinda both fall in the lust category.
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TTexan Verizon Expert 22 Rep 256 Posts Drives: 08 JB 335i Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Austin, Tx iTrader: (3)	Michelle Monoghan, Nancy Pelosi, and Emmanuelle Chriqui Kiss, Kill, F' in their respective order. Attached Images
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leocdmg That Guy 23 Rep 113 Posts Drives: to infinity and beyond Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: NJ iTrader: (1)	Here are my votes in the kiss, kil, F*** order Audrina Patridge, Tyler Perry, Kelly Karloff
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