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      01-19-2010, 10:57 PM   #1
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Stuipd girl

So this conversation started the other night after a girl asked me what I was doing, the rest just pissed me off

Girl: Quit wackin it to a new BMW
Girl: you know i could drive a bmw if i really wanted to
Me: Well then do it idiot
Girl: Why? I like my car (She drives a V6 Honda Accord coupe)
Me: well then shut up
Girl: And I feel like its asking for attention like hey look at me I drive a bmw. No offense
Girl: Dont tell me to shut up cunt
Me: haha, drive on girl. They are sex on wheels. No other car is as balanced and poised performance wise for its price, nor do they give you the road feel a Bimmer does!
Me: its not the image
Me: its the driving
Me: BMW: The ultimate driving machine. Take it to heart girl





Lol, discuss....

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      01-19-2010, 11:01 PM   #2
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      01-19-2010, 11:06 PM   #3
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what's a stuipd girl?
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      01-19-2010, 11:17 PM   #6
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      01-19-2010, 11:17 PM   #7
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      01-19-2010, 11:30 PM   #8
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I don't know what we should be discussing here...she had her opinion and you had yours. I guess we will just leave it at that.

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what's a stuipd girl?
wait... they come in smart too?
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You call a female an idiot and she calls a male a cu#t while yucking about cars. Not much to discuss really is there?

She is the stuipd one?







My life is so wonderful. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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you sure there is only one idiot? haha j/k
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