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      09-25-2009, 06:03 PM   #1
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Feel free to say how old you are and what an awesome car you have.

Or post pictures of your wallet and watch.

Hell, just post your salary or what a rich family you come from!

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      09-25-2009, 06:07 PM   #2
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no. why?
that'll only prove that jeremy clarkson was right about bmw drivers.
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      09-25-2009, 06:13 PM   #3
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neener neener neeeeeener
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      09-25-2009, 06:14 PM   #4
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Im 15 years old and i drive an M3 BIATCHS!!!

BEAT DAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

M3 up in yo @$$$

I also make about 6 grand a month at the age of 15!! and thats after state and fedral taxs!
NEENER NEENER NEENER
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      09-25-2009, 06:29 PM   #6
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I have no job... no school... and I'm a brat.... I get what I want when I want... My daddy bought me M3 and my mommy pays for my mods. I get all the girls I want and when I want...
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      09-25-2009, 06:38 PM   #7
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When I sh!t on your hood, you should consider it a car wash, cause my sh*t dont stink.

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this thread is getting more interesting
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      09-25-2009, 06:42 PM   #10
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mine stinks...

I don't believe in car washes... Because when my car gets dirty. I simply purchase another one
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I play i play... geeez. I work hard I play hard =]
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      09-25-2009, 07:25 PM   #13
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no. why?
that'll only prove that jeremy clarkson was right about bmw drivers.
You haven't heard? Audi drivers are the new cocks, according to Clarkson.
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When i take a poop, it smells.... does yours?
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mine stinks...

I don't believe in car washes... Because when my car gets dirty. I simply purchase another one
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      09-25-2009, 07:42 PM   #16
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my dick is 2 inches...from the ground.
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      09-25-2009, 07:54 PM   #17
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my dick is 2 inches...from the ground.
midget?
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      09-25-2009, 07:56 PM   #18
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midget?
without legs
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      09-25-2009, 07:59 PM   #19
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      09-25-2009, 08:01 PM   #20
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      09-25-2009, 08:06 PM   #22
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we're comparing butts now eh
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