05-13-2009, 03:15 PM | #1 |
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M&M Candy Jar Lid Mod (DIY)
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On the receptionist desk sits an ever-so-tempting jar of peanut m&m's. You walk by and think; "Ooo, I don't mind if I do." So you open the lid, grab a few of these tasty little multicolored morsels and your on your way to whatever you we're doing before you succumbed to 'the calling.' Jim, who also works in the office, also enjoys m&m's. He's probably the jar's most frequent visitor throughout the day. As a matter of fact he enjoys eating these little round lumps probably as much as he also enjoys viewing the other kind of larger (much larger) 'round lumps' on his office computer. Problem: What happens when nobody's looking? What REALLY gets on MY m&m's when his hand reaches in that jar to grab a few unlucky ones from that m&m family? You can't help but wonder. NO! Unfortunately, its too late. The collage of images created in your mind of a 300lb man, m&m's and a trigger happy mouse is something that nightmares are made of. Last edited by FoShizzle; 05-13-2009 at 04:56 PM.. |
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wut?
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05-13-2009, 04:45 PM | #6 |
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LMAO.
Priceless.
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05-13-2009, 04:57 PM | #8 |
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And put a jar of peanut butter next to it, too....just for effect.
PB & J LOL
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05-13-2009, 06:21 PM | #9 |
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I'm doing this mod.
Thanks! lol
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05-13-2009, 09:56 PM | #13 |
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Pics of said 300lb man
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05-13-2009, 11:38 PM | #15 |
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just pour 3 bottles of KY jelly in there, so they are nice and slippery. this way he gets his M&M's AND some needed lubrication for this late night office jerk-off extravaganza.
btw, i used to date a girl who works as a KY jelly sales representative. true story!
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05-14-2009, 01:20 AM | #16 |
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LOL!
but, should have gotten the pump bottle. now the weight of the candy jar lid is going to make the hand sanitizer bottom heavy, thus making it harder to use.
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oh man.. haha
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05-14-2009, 11:14 AM | #20 |
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hahahahaha random
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need to do that here at my work... what if there is no lid?...
yea... good idea. buy your own jar, stash it, and you now have germ free m&m's
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