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      01-23-2009, 03:40 AM   #1
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where's your 710?

A blonde came in to her local garage and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

the mechanic turned around and asked her: 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

If you're not sure what a 710 is look below!
















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OMG...I'm speechless!
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      01-23-2009, 04:41 AM   #4
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Should have given her an ID-10/T form to take to the parts department.
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      01-23-2009, 04:56 AM   #5
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ehhh...thats the oldest joke on the internetz, lol!
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really?
first time I see it
guess the internet is 1 day old
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      01-23-2009, 07:08 AM   #9
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wow, that's old. Still funny after all these years.
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      01-23-2009, 07:52 AM   #10
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my retarded ex girl friend would do some shit like this.
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      01-23-2009, 10:26 AM   #11
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here's my 710, aka OIL^.
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