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      01-18-2009, 01:13 AM   #1
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anal....... Go or No

i think im leaning to the no side. i just find it kind of disgusting. am i the only one
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      01-18-2009, 01:37 AM   #2
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lol...it is a shit hole, what do you expect?!
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but a hole is a hole, your d*ck can't tell what apart from what...haha
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      01-18-2009, 01:40 AM   #4
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      01-18-2009, 01:42 AM   #5
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      01-18-2009, 01:46 AM   #6
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2 holes are better then one haha
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Guy #1: Hey #2!
Guy #2: Hey #1! What's happening? How did the date go last night?
Guy #1: Awesome. Had sex and the girl let me do anal!
Guy #2: No shit!?!
Guy #1: Eh. A little.
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      01-18-2009, 02:14 AM   #9
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Guy #1 and Guy #2 are meeting at the park...

Guy #1: Hey #2!
Guy #2: Hey #1! What's happening? How did the date go last night?
Guy #1: Awesome. Had sex and the girl let me do anal!
Guy #2: No shit!?!
Guy #1: Eh. A little.
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      01-18-2009, 02:16 AM   #10
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i think im leaning to the no side. i just find it kind of disgusting. am i the only one
Maybe so but I'm sure your boyfriend will thank you for it
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      01-18-2009, 02:23 AM   #12
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my wife loves it!! she's all likeand stuff
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      01-18-2009, 04:54 AM   #14
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read this story...then decide

www.disney.com
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      01-18-2009, 07:12 AM   #15
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wow at that story
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      01-18-2009, 08:45 AM   #17
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      01-18-2009, 09:06 AM   #18
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I'd like to give it a shot someday. But not like this story
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      01-18-2009, 09:41 AM   #19
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      01-18-2009, 10:04 AM   #20
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      01-18-2009, 11:19 AM   #21
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1st off, i don't see the point of putting the penor in the shitter.

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2nd, you're awesome for quoting t max.^

3rd, i lol'd at the disney link.
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      01-18-2009, 05:49 PM   #22
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After reading Tucker Max's story. I can't do it. And after seeing the inside of this chicks asshole after this dude pulled his dong out of her just kind of killed me inside. Lol.

I need to start reading the book I have from Tucker Max, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.
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