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Is this even physically possible?
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It doesn't seem like his upper torso is longer than the sword. I mean you can't penetrate below the upper stomach. |
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Why are you wondering how much you can stuff down a dudes throat?
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What ever happened to just the tip?
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That’s tomorrow, Just-the-tip Tuesday’s....
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Then give her the full 2 inches?
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i would recommend viagra but apparently it's off-limits in OT
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03-26-2019, 09:34 AM | #11 |
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She told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt. So, I punched her in the face and banged her 3 times.
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[QUOTE=Now_Rudi;24568987] Think they make one of those viagra condoms in the obverse of the magnum? At 1.25" and almost 8" in circumference I seem to be more girthy than lengthy. My friends call me stumpy.
I'm going to rename Rudi "Tuna Can".
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