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A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little TONY. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on," but I like your thinking." 
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| 03-23-2006, 01:32 PM | #6 |
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Ok, how about this one...
Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father? "The teacher asked 'How much is 2 x 3,'" I said "6", replies TONY. "But that's right!" says his dad. "Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3 x 2?'" "What's the f...... difference?" asks the father. "That's what I said!"
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This one kind of sums it up.... Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own f....... business.
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Hey those were pretty good. The last one is the best
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hahah good jokes, i needed a laugh right now and those did the job.
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LMFAO great jokes guys!
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Man - if you have to explain it.... They have nothing to do with each other, but I'm obviously focused on only one thing. Its ironic humor, but only wasted on the intellectually simple.
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| 06-09-2006, 02:35 AM | #22 |
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I liked the Tony jokes. I was gonna guess that all three women are married cuz they don't worry about their figures anymore and eat all the damn ice cream they want.
What? Oh yeah, my coffee's overpriced and bitter. [j/k honey...honest.] |
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