New Jersey Mystery Shitter Revealed

Sea-Tac · 05-03-2018, 11:34 PM

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.cb411a95209e

F30lolz · 05-03-2018, 11:46 PM

Great read.

wrickem · 05-04-2018, 10:03 AM

You can't make this shit up. What is wrong with people!

Haywood · 05-04-2018, 10:27 AM

Need to monitor this story! I have to hear a motive.

Matt@EuroJerks · 05-04-2018, 10:30 AM

Ohhh Sh!T!!

Sea-Tac · 05-04-2018, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wrickem

You can't make this shit up. What is wrong with people!

This guy was the superintendent of an entire school district!

I did a lot a stupid, crazy and off the wall stuff when I was a kid in school and hung around with a crazy bunch of friends but that one never even crossed my mind.

Banana Hammock · 05-04-2018, 10:55 AM

Looks like he was relieved of his duties.

Sea-Tac · 05-04-2018, 10:55 AM

To strange...

Maybe not. I mean we have Trump for president. So I guess anything is possible.

https://www.nj.com/monmouth/index.ss...imself_un.html

Yapakanichi · 05-04-2018, 11:05 AM

He must be in a really shitty situation....I can only imagine the load he must have been baring...

overcoil · 05-04-2018, 11:14 AM

At work one day...I called the police to report some people selling stuff out of a tractor trailer, blocking traffic - a total nuisance and the cops were like ‘well we’re real busy is it a life or death emergency’ and I said no ‘just an eyesore and some guy urinating behind a trash bin’ and cop was like ‘WHAT !, public urination, what did he look like, what kind of car, what direction did he drive off in?” and a minute later like three cop cars come racing in.

Maynard · 05-04-2018, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haywood

Need to monitor this story! I have to hear a motive.

You must have been home schooled

upstatedoc · 05-04-2018, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pasghetti

Looks like he was relieved of his doodies.

ftfy

PoorLurker · 05-05-2018, 10:59 AM

Resume:

2017-2018 - SuperPooper at New Jersey Unified School District

are0lies · 05-05-2018, 11:08 AM

Emilime75 · 05-05-2018, 12:07 PM

No longer the superintendent, new job title is now pooperintendent.

G35POPPEDMYCHERRY · 05-05-2018, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by are0lies

LMAOO immediately though of this scene

zentanker · 05-07-2018, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScottSinger

At work one day...I called the police to report some people selling stuff out of a tractor trailer, blocking traffic - a total nuisance and the cops were like ‘well we’re real busy is it a life or death emergency’ and I said no ‘just an eyesore and some guy urinating behind a trash bin’ and cop was like ‘WHAT !, public urination, what did he look like, what kind of car, what direction did he drive off in?” and a minute later like three cop cars come racing in.

wow priorities

one of the things I appreciate about Europe is the relatively lax view toward taking a piss in public

King Rudi · 05-07-2018, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

ftfy

Beat me to it!

ShopVac · 05-07-2018, 10:42 PM

Guy's a squatter.

UncleWede · 05-08-2018, 09:52 AM

IF only they had a Cry closet in place, this all could have been handled privately

Delta0311 · 05-08-2018, 10:36 AM

HAHAHA right near my neck of the woods as well.

Sea-Tac · 05-08-2018, 11:57 AM

I think this guy is a turd shy of a full load.

05-03-2018, 11:34 PM	#1
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05-04-2018, 10:30 AM	#5
Matt@EuroJerks Lieutenant 498 Rep 476 Posts Drives: 2021 Jeep Cherokee Join Date: Sep 2016 Location: CT iTrader: (1)	Ohhh Sh!T!!
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05-04-2018, 10:55 AM	#7
Banana Hammock Beefcake 3738 Rep 711 Posts Drives: R32 GTR Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (2)	Looks like he was relieved of his duties.
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05-04-2018, 11:05 AM	#9
Yapakanichi Monkey Marshall 651 Rep 218 Posts Drives: 2005 Z4 3.0i Join Date: Dec 2016 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	He must be in a really shitty situation....I can only imagine the load he must have been baring...
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05-04-2018, 11:14 AM	#10
overcoil Major General 3140 Rep 5,583 Posts Drives: M235i 6spd Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Mid-Atlantic iTrader: (0)	At work one day...I called the police to report some people selling stuff out of a tractor trailer, blocking traffic - a total nuisance and the cops were like ‘well we’re real busy is it a life or death emergency’ and I said no ‘just an eyesore and some guy urinating behind a trash bin’ and cop was like ‘WHAT !, public urination, what did he look like, what kind of car, what direction did he drive off in?” and a minute later like three cop cars come racing in.
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05-05-2018, 10:59 AM	#13
PoorLurker Custom User Title 1139 Rep 675 Posts Drives: a bicycle Join Date: May 2015 Location: Orange County, CA iTrader: (0)	Resume: 2017-2018 - SuperPooper at New Jersey Unified School District
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05-05-2018, 11:08 AM	#14
are0lies Banned 4145 Rep 1,867 Posts Drives: 2011 M3 E93 Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Riverside iTrader: (0)
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05-05-2018, 12:07 PM	#15
Emilime75 Colonel 1227 Rep 2,476 Posts Drives: 2010 335i E92 LeMans Blue Join Date: Dec 2017 Location: Merica! iTrader: (1)	No longer the superintendent, new job title is now pooperintendent.
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05-07-2018, 10:42 PM	#19
ShopVac Not willing to take advice 4677 Rep 1,576 Posts Drives: F82 M4 - 6MT Join Date: May 2010 Location: PA iTrader: (1) Garage List 2014 Porsche 981 Bo ... [10.00] 2018 BMW M4 [9.87] 2023 Genesis GV70 [8.25] 2014 Audi S4 [8.25]	Guy's a squatter.
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05-08-2018, 09:52 AM	#20
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18592 Rep 9,435 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	IF only they had a Cry closet in place, this all could have been handled privately
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05-08-2018, 10:36 AM	#21
Delta0311 Banned 7488 Rep 10,119 Posts Drives: 2011 BMW 335xi E92 2016 228xi Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: NJ iTrader: (1)	HAHAHA right near my neck of the woods as well.
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05-08-2018, 11:57 AM	#22
Sea-Tac Major 1453 Rep 1,487 Posts Drives: 2108 X3 xDrive30i Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Bellevue, Wa iTrader: (0) Garage List 2018 X3 xDrive30i [0.00] 2016 328i xDrive [0.00]	I think this guy is a turd shy of a full load.
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