Dear Mister Civic SI driver.....

Dleo · 05-02-2008, 09:49 PM

Dear Mister Civic SI driver,

Have you seen the price of gas lately? If you haven't, please, let me inform you that gas is now north of $4 dollars a gallon.

You were there, in all your glory, the sound of a Honda motor reving over and over and over that reminded me of my Honda lawn mower, how can i ever forget it??

See, the problem is Mr Civic SI driver, we were stuck in bumper to bumper traffic. Actually it was a dead stop, but yet you felt the need to rev the hell out of your car only to move an inch...

Now, I understand you are mighty proud of your eBay muffler, but I do not understand why the need to burn 4 gallons of gas when we were stuck in 3 miles of bumper to bumper traffic

Me all confused, you reving like theres no tomorrow, i felt the need to roll down my window and ask you whats the matter?

Well, this did not sit well with you, I can tell from the answer you given me: "ILL BURN YOU SON!##@!"

Now, I don't know if you didn't pick up that on the last 2 miles of our bumper to bumper journey that I was not interested in even looking at your car, yet you felt the need to turn on your neons and strobe lights. Again

Well, dear sir, you seemed to get very pissed off when I laughed at you and ignored you, like a small school boy, you protested and showed your anger. You violently changed 3 lanes, only to make it over to the shoulder of the road, and if it wasn't for all that reving you were doing in the process, you MIGHT have heard the sound of the fire truck sirens. Well, you did not, and got rear ended by a fire truck at about 20MPH.

I am glad to see you made it out of the car OK, but I am very dissapointed in you, if you were only aware of the high price of gas these days, I feel this whole situation could of be avoided.

Sincerely
E90 325 Driver that you were trying to intimidate on the Triboro Bridge.

SoCalTony · 05-02-2008, 10:28 PM

now that is some funny sh-t. some people just deserve what they get.

SteelTorque · 05-02-2008, 10:30 PM

oh shit! that was funny as hell!

gotta love the ricers!

chrisE92 · 05-02-2008, 11:09 PM

wow.. haha this is all the ebay mufflers fault

Seanross · 05-02-2008, 11:20 PM

LMAO @ "Ill burn you son!!"

ChaneRZ · 05-03-2008, 12:09 AM

lol son!

rocketman · 05-03-2008, 12:13 AM

Those people make me sick but the story is hilarious!
Thanks for the laugh, and nice story telling

koreez88 · 05-03-2008, 12:19 AM

picus · 05-03-2008, 12:28 AM

I enjoyed this.

Amir87 · 05-03-2008, 01:18 AM

LOL

san~man · 05-03-2008, 01:21 AM

Where's the pics of the carnage?

Davinhci · 05-03-2008, 01:21 AM

Goodfella69 · 05-03-2008, 02:00 AM

i wish i could find idiots like this so i can post up shit like this!

just4kickz · 05-03-2008, 03:41 AM

....could not make this shit up huh... rearended by a firetruck... i woulda laffed at that silly ho

Neema · 05-03-2008, 07:44 AM

Holly shit!!! Best ricer story of the year!!! LOL x 10, even though its 4:43am and Im too tired to actually LOL, but im still laughin. . . da ha. . . da hahah. . . . da hahahahahhahah.

Like the way you wrote this too, good writing style haha.

Davin · 05-03-2008, 09:29 AM

hahahahaha I love it

bosstones · 05-03-2008, 11:48 AM

I was hoping you'd say he ran out of gas or something but getting hit by a fire truck works. Too bad for the fireman though.

AJayE92 · 05-03-2008, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bosstones

I was hoping you'd say he ran out of gas or something but getting hit by a fire truck works. Too bad for the fireman though.

great story man lolol

pmeloche · 05-03-2008, 06:05 PM

That's one hell of a funny story.

Dleo · 05-03-2008, 07:32 PM

Im glad you guys enjoyed my story

I would of taken pics, but i have an older blackberry phone without the camera

HAZEx36 · 05-03-2008, 08:52 PM

lmao.. can you say owned?

Excellence · 05-04-2008, 03:18 AM

LOL CIVIC = FAiL

05-02-2008, 09:49 PM	#1
Dleo Brigadier General 221 Rep 3,358 Posts Drives: 2010 X5 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: NYC iTrader: (2)	Dear Mister Civic SI driver..... Dear Mister Civic SI driver, Have you seen the price of gas lately? If you haven't, please, let me inform you that gas is now north of $4 dollars a gallon. You were there, in all your glory, the sound of a Honda motor reving over and over and over that reminded me of my Honda lawn mower, how can i ever forget it?? See, the problem is Mr Civic SI driver, we were stuck in bumper to bumper traffic. Actually it was a dead stop, but yet you felt the need to rev the hell out of your car only to move an inch... Now, I understand you are mighty proud of your eBay muffler, but I do not understand why the need to burn 4 gallons of gas when we were stuck in 3 miles of bumper to bumper traffic Me all confused, you reving like theres no tomorrow, i felt the need to roll down my window and ask you whats the matter? Well, this did not sit well with you, I can tell from the answer you given me: "ILL BURN YOU SON!##@!" Now, I don't know if you didn't pick up that on the last 2 miles of our bumper to bumper journey that I was not interested in even looking at your car, yet you felt the need to turn on your neons and strobe lights. Again Well, dear sir, you seemed to get very pissed off when I laughed at you and ignored you, like a small school boy, you protested and showed your anger. You violently changed 3 lanes, only to make it over to the shoulder of the road, and if it wasn't for all that reving you were doing in the process, you MIGHT have heard the sound of the fire truck sirens. Well, you did not, and got rear ended by a fire truck at about 20MPH. I am glad to see you made it out of the car OK, but I am very dissapointed in you, if you were only aware of the high price of gas these days, I feel this whole situation could of be avoided. Sincerely E90 325 Driver that you were trying to intimidate on the Triboro Bridge. __________________
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05-02-2008, 10:30 PM	#3
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05-03-2008, 03:41 AM	#14
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05-03-2008, 07:44 AM	#15
Neema Major General 835 Rep 7,246 Posts Drives: a few BMWs Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: SoCal iTrader: (12)	Holly shit!!! Best ricer story of the year!!! LOL x 10, even though its 4:43am and Im too tired to actually LOL, but im still laughin. . . da ha. . . da hahah. . . . da hahahahahhahah. Like the way you wrote this too, good writing style haha. __________________ LTMW Widebody+1M front bumper+Slek CF Lip\|M3 Hood\|StopTech BBK\|M-Sport Rear Bumper+DD CF Diffuser\|Custom Recaro Seats\|KW V2\|BavX LS3\|M3 Side Skirts+Custom CF Lip\|BBS CHR 19x10.5+BBS Lugs\|LCI Taillights\|RD Sport Anti-Sway Bars\|GIAC S2\|ER Intercooler+CF Shroud+Charge Pipe\|Tial BOV\|Injen Intake\|MS downpipes\|Custom Exhaust\|BMS Oil Catch Can\|M3 DCT wheel+TiD CF Paddles\|BMW CF Trunk Spoiler\|Aluminum Pedals
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05-03-2008, 09:29 AM	#16
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05-03-2008, 11:48 AM	#17
bosstones Lieutenant Colonel 1269 Rep 1,610 Posts Drives: o_0 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Suburbia iTrader: (0)	I was hoping you'd say he ran out of gas or something but getting hit by a fire truck works. Too bad for the fireman though.
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pmeloche Lieutenant Colonel 24 Rep 1,604 Posts Drives: 2013 F25 X3 xDrive35i Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Montréal, Canada iTrader: (0)	That's one hell of a funny story. __________________ Patrice 2013 F25 X3 xDrive35i Vermillion Red
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05-03-2008, 07:32 PM	#20
Dleo Brigadier General 221 Rep 3,358 Posts Drives: 2010 X5 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: NYC iTrader: (2)	Im glad you guys enjoyed my story I would of taken pics, but i have an older blackberry phone without the camera __________________
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HAZEx36 Banned 22 Rep 308 Posts Drives: C63 AMG, E92 335i, AP1 S2K Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: ROS ANGERES iTrader: (15)	lmao.. can you say owned?
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05-04-2008, 03:18 AM	#22
Excellence G-STAR 211 Rep 1,897 Posts Drives: E90 to A5 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Richmond, BC iTrader: (0)	LOL CIVIC = FAiL
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