Douchebag Maserati Ghibli Owner at Lifetime Fitness

JoeyBananas · 12-20-2016, 04:37 PM

We are all Car people, so I get you dont want your car dinged or dented but to the Douchebag Ghibli owner who parks his fucking car in the middle of a parking lot, that is NOT A SPACE, I sincerely hope someone steals your car and you never get it back.

I go to Lifetime Fitness, which has a lot of expensive cars, Lambos, Bentleys, Rolls Royce etc and all of them park in a spot like a normal person (The Spots are Huge), but this douchebag feels its necessary to park his car next to a curb. Its very annoying because it creates an issue when people are trying to leave, or pull in etc.

Thinking of leaving a pile of dogshit on his windshield.

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2M · 12-20-2016, 04:38 PM

Can't see the pic

Jackie Chiles · 12-20-2016, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeyBananas

We are all Car people, so I get you dont want your car dinged or dented but to the Douchebag Ghibli owner who parks his fucking car in the middle of a parking lot, that is NOT A SPACE, I sincerely hope someone steals your POS car and you never get it back.

I go to Lifetime Fitness, which has a lot of expensive cars, Lambos, Bentleys, Rolls Royce etc and all of them park in a spot like a normal person (The Spots are Huge), but this douchebag feels its necessary to park his car next to a curb. Its very annoying because it creates an issue when people are trying to leave, or pull in etc.

Thinking of leaving a pile of dogshit on his windshield.

Diagram Below

He's more at risk of a dent in that spot than in a regular spot.

BTW, nice diagram. Doesn't your cell have a camera?

JoeyBananas · 12-20-2016, 04:40 PM

added Courtroom quality diagram

Yessir · 12-20-2016, 04:42 PM

Call a tow company??

JoeyBananas · 12-20-2016, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Yessir

Call a tow company??

I think I like the dog crap idea better

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I know im acting like a child posting this but it drives me absolutely insane. he parks far away enough from the curb that you actually think its a moving vehicle (tinted windows all around).

jpnh · 12-20-2016, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by JoeyBananas

I think I like the dog crap idea better

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I know im acting like a child posting this but it drives me absolutely insane. he parks far away enough from the curb that you actually think its a moving vehicle (tinted windows all around).

Go out and get 20 dollars in double stuff oreos

Split them and paste them to the windows of the car......preferably on a rainy day

Wont do any damage than a run through the car wash wont fix......

Its MUCH better in the summer because you get the "fly" effect

The Murder 335i · 12-20-2016, 04:53 PM

Call the fire department let them know some kind person is causing a hazard and it is your civic duty to report said hazard. If all else fails put bird seed there so narture can take it's course.

Blksnowflake · 12-20-2016, 05:04 PM

Too much drama. Look, roll your eyes and let it go. Life's got real issues.
I get upset when a dbag parks in a way that it puts my car at risk, blocks my way personally.

JoeyBananas · 12-20-2016, 05:10 PM

Very true

jmg · 12-20-2016, 05:30 PM

The Maserati Ghibli doesn't deserve anyone's time or attention.

Needbmwpartzz · 12-20-2016, 05:44 PM

KCcO

overcoil · 12-20-2016, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Blksnowflake

Too much drama. Look, roll your eyes and let it go. Life's got real issues.
I get upset when a dbag parks in a way that it puts my car at risk, blocks my way personally.

I agree.

It really is helpful and healthy to not obsess or let crap preoccupy your valuable thoughts. I can't say I always had that mindset, but as I get older...letting shit slide buy and taking that extra second to avoid an issue is the secret to a stress-less happy life.

Delta0311 · 12-20-2016, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jmg

The Maserati Ghibli doesn't deserve anyone's time or attention.

He's in desperate need of attention because of his below average penis.

UncleWede · 12-20-2016, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Delta0311

He's in desperate need of attention because of his below average penis.

Sorry, MKSixer already has dibs on the Van when I'm not cruising it.

JoeyBananas · 12-20-2016, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ScottSinger

I agree.

It really is helpful and healthy to not obsess or let crap preoccupy your valuable thoughts. I can't say I always had that mindset, but as I get older...letting shit slide buy and taking that extra second to avoid an issue is the secret to a stress-less happy life.

It's just aggravating that this guy causes a clusterfuck when more Than one person is coming or going due to him parking like an asshole

F30lolz · 12-20-2016, 06:44 PM

OP, kick his ass.

JoeyBananas · 12-20-2016, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

OP, kick his ass.

Mehhhh, I'm not sure of his size, there are some big dudes that work out here, more investigation needed

wdb · 12-20-2016, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by jmg

The Maserati Ghibli doesn't deserve anyone's time or attention.

Wannabe Ferrari.

oolas3 · 12-20-2016, 07:01 PM

I thought these leased for $700 a month? Very mediocre car.

se15679875 · 12-20-2016, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by m3m3mr

I thought these leased for $700 a month? Very mediocre car.

How dare that upper middle class proletariat pig infest my computer with his $700/month garbage of a lease. How laughably pedestrian.

*Toasts with a glass of champagne with my little finger deliberately and forcefully erected at 90 degrees*

fecurtis · 12-20-2016, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by JoeyBananas

Mehhhh, I'm not sure of his size, there are some big dudes that work out here, more investigation needed

Given his parking habits, probably the guy who's grunting while lifting and/or the guy who spends 10 minutes on the weight bench going through his text messages.

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