[TurboFan]

Post up your favorite quotes, try and name the source if you can....

[TurboFan]

"If it has tits or tires, sooner or later it'll give you trouble"

-Unknown

[TurboFan]

"If it floats, flys or f**ks, rent, don't buy"

-Unknown

[Kiemyster]

"Condoms arent completely safe. my friend was wearing one, and he got hit by a bus!" --Woody Allen. my hero. lol

[///Matt]

Always do sober what you promised drunk, and you'll learn to keep your damn mouth shut.

[Expired]

"People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent." -Bob Dylan

"True, we’re not great thieves, like the nobles. Our robberies are petty compared to the wholesale plunder of the nation." -Unknown

"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both." -Benjamin Franklin

"Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people." -Eleanor Roosevelt

"Who is wise? He that learns from everyone. Who is powerful? He that governs his passions. Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody." -Benjamin Franklin

"Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do." -Benjamin Franklin

"A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart." -Jonathan Swift

"If you want to know what a man is really like, take notice of how he acts when he loses money." -Simone Weil

"Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it. There is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more a man has, the more he wants. Instead of its filling a vacuum, it makes one. If it satisfies one want, it doubles and trebles that want another way." -Benjamin Franklin

"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking. It is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails." I Corinthians 13:4-8

"Hide not your talents. They for use were made. What's a sundial in the shade?" -Benjamin Franklin

"If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest." -Benjamin Franklin

"It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture." -Benjamin Franklin

"In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires." -Benjamin Franklin


"She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth." -Benjamin Franklin
lol ^___^

Benji seems to have some of the best quotes..
-Nathan

[Ryan335]

"They be some nappy headed hoes!"

-Don Imus

[Kiemyster]

here are my collection of quotes. no authors though. srry.


Accept everything about yourself--I mean everything. You are you and that is the beginning and the end--no apologies, no regrets.

In the end we will conserve only what we love. We will love only what we understand. We will understand only what we are taught.

We had a guy who bought a BMW for his wife on a Tuesday. She went out on Friday night, came back at 3 a.m., and acted funny all weekend. He took the car back to BMW and had the seat taken apart and sent to us for testing - and he caught her.

Love is the answer, but while your waiting, sex raises some pretty good questions.

Sex releivs tension - love causes it!

Condoms arent completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus!

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

[AcMilan714]

Hasta la vista Baby!!! - Arnold Swar--------.

[Neurorad]

"Here's to alcohol, the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems" - HS

[Ru$$ell]

y i get the gun, cuz im black rite?-Randy Haynes

bitch im from 25th & broadway! u know what it is! -Randy Haynes

see:

[DesiGUY]

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"
-BillC

[AndrewAZ]

"Just wait and see"

[aapriadi]

"How did I fail women studies?! I love bitches.." - Alex of Europrojektz

[gonzo]

"Don't let the bastards get you down". John Wayne/The Duke.





"She said she was eighteen".

[SoYank]

Veni, vidi, vici. -- Julius Caesar, 47 BC

Veni, veci, dormi --carved in school desk.

[nyczyang27]

"never look down on somebody unless you're helping him up" - jesse jackson

[derek0480]

"SUCK IT" - Triple X


I hate wrestling...but love that in america (on National TV) that you can do the pelvic punch and yell "SUCK IT" at the top of your lungs to millions of viewers.

ONLY IN AMERICA

[derek0480]

Forgot one....

"If I got smart with you, how would you know it?" - saw it on a beer coozie.

[Expired]

Originally Posted by SoYank

Veni, vidi, vici. -- Julius Caesar, 47 BC

Veni, veci, dormi --carved in school desk.

Veni, Veci, Dormi doesn't make any sense at all..
there is Dormio which means to sleep.

-Nathan

[Kiemyster]

Originally Posted by nyczyang27

"never look down on somebody unless you're helping him up" - jesse jackson

thats a really good one

[SoYank]

Originally Posted by Expired

Veni, Veci, Dormi doesn't make any sense at all..
there is Dormio which means to sleep.

-Nathan

OK, so the guy that carved it flunked Latin.