[EstorilM]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Put me in charge of the bad one.

I require a salary of at least 10k a month though. No weekends either.

I'll be out to NC tomorrow.

Beat me to it. Ill be happy to take over the bad one for you ASBSECU E93

[ASAP]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Are you anywhere near Tampa?

No sir, chiefly 305.

[EstorilM]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Hey, underperforming chumps get two warnings.

First- " get your shit together FAST."

Second " get OUT. Kill yourself on the way out"

So did I get the job?

Ah shit, I can't compete with this ^

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by EstorilM

Ah shit, I can't compete with this ^

What can I say, I'm a people person

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Hey, underperforming chumps get two warnings.

First- " get your shit together FAST."

Second " get OUT. Kill yourself on the way out"

So did I get the job?

Originally Posted by EstorilM

Beat me to it. Ill be happy to take over the bad one for you ASBSECU E93

You're both fired

Mr.SugarSkulls is too impulsive....and crass....and.....
EstorilM can't make up his mind and would never finish a project...

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

You're both fired

Mr.SugarSkulls is too impulsive....and crass....and.....
EstorilM can't make up his mind and would never finish a project...

So what you're saying is...

I'm pretty much Donald Trump. He's a billionaire no?

So no, YOURE FIRED.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

You're both fired

Mr.SugarSkulls is too impulsive....and crass....and.....
EstorilM can't make up his mind and would never finish a project...

Hire me?

[EstorilM]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

You're both fired

Mr.SugarSkulls is too impulsive....and crass....and.....
EstorilM can't make up his mind and would never finish a project...

Sounds like the value indecisiveness where you work if you're getting extra responsibilities

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by EstorilM

Sounds like the value indecisiveness where you work if you're getting extra responsibilities

..oh, I'm VERY decisive at work....

You're Fired

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Hire me?

what unique skill do you possess?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

what unique skill do you possess?

He's really annoying?

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

what unique skill do you possess?

I can be really annoying.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by C5driver

I can be really annoying.

Do NOT believe that!

You're a sweetheart

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Awwwwww look at how cute my little cousin is

I converted him from a niners fan to a Hawks fan

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

what unique skill do you possess?

Can we be hired if all we have are good looks and no skills?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

Can we be hired if all we have are good looks and no skills?

So that's why you wanted photos of me when I asked to become your secretary. Fuck you Ax!

So what for was the kneeling durability test again?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

So that's why you wanted photos of me when I asked to become your secretary. Fuck you Ax!

So what for was the kneeling durability test again?

Oh dear Anna, you have more than just good looks! A woman of many talents, the pictures were merely for backup so I could see you on days you had off.


...., ummm..., gardening...., yeah gardening.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

Oh dear Anna, you have more than just good looks! A woman of many talents, the pictures were merely for backup so I could see you on days you had off.


...., ummm..., gardening...., yeah gardening.

Oh, sorry. I thought it was a bit weird after you kept asking all those flexibility questions too. I asked my friends too, and they said it ain't normal to ask if I can pick up a pen in heels with my knees still straight.

I'll send you the lollipop eating clip you required later.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Oh, sorry. I thought it was a bit weird after you kept asking all those flexibility questions too. I asked my friends too, and they said it ain't normal to ask if I can pick up a pen in heels with my knees still straight.

I'll send you the lollipop eating clip you required later.

Don't be sorry, you're friends just don't know what they are talking about. Oh, I got us set up for partner yoga tomorrow so we can be ready for our long weekend of, activities.


Might be too late, I chewed on it and now there's chunks of hard candy stuck to the carpet. Bonita is not going to be happy when she comes in to clean the office later.


Also, I need you to call Cassandra around 2pm and politely tell her to fuck off.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

Don't be sorry, you're friends just don't know what they are talking about. Oh, I got us set up for partner yoga tomorrow so we can be ready for our long weekend of, activities.


Might be too late, I chewed on it and now there's chunks of hard candy stuck to the carpet. Bonita is not going to be happy when she comes in to clean the office later.


Also, I need you to call Cassandra around 2pm and politely tell her to fuck off.

Great! I was really glad to learn about these awesome exercise opportunities you offer Billie!

Yeah, my friends suck. I showed them your photo and they wanted the job.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

In other ME news....

My boss gave me the keys to a shiny new toy at work....another department to run

Now before you say congratulations....this little line of business hasn't been profitable for 2 years now....

So, now I have the single MOST profitable line of business as well as the least profitable line of business company wide....:

Yes, but a great opportunity! Knock 'em dead, killer!!

I was given the most HR ridden, low performing, and incompetent team in the company I worked for at the time. The marching orders were to fire as many as possible as quickly as humanly possible. We managed to keep all of them and turn them into the #1 team in the entire company. This allowed me to write my ticket in the organization.

Kill it!!!

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Hey, underperforming chumps get two warnings.

First- " get your shit together FAST."

Second " get OUT. Kill yourself on the way out"

So did I get the job?

Ah.
Another proud graduate of the Lord Vader School of Management!