[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Axius

Creepy Uncle Phil.

Just don't go confusing him with me. I cun rite in English

[1MOREMOD]

Me and father time UncleWede are ahead of you no worries.

[Sara]

Dry in here.....

[Axius]

Time to make it wet then, if you know what I mean...,




Fucking thirsty and this water just spilt all over my pantaloons.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Axius

Creepy Uncle Phil.

Creeeeeeepy.....!!!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Creeeeeeepy.....!!!

Sorry Uncle Phille, can't watch YouTubes at work, gotta wait an hour until I get home to see what creepy thing you could have possibly posted.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Dry in here.....

I'm able to resolve that for you

[EALm4]

kicking my weekend off early

[Axius]

I like going to Walmart and play the "Count the number of people with Natty Light boxes"


I need to get more beer today.

[UncleWede]

After that water fell out of the sky there must have been a funny reaction or maybe mold on the local mountains

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Axius

I like going to Walmart and play the "Count the number of people with Natty Greene boxes"


I need to get more beer today.

Is that what you meant to type...?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Is that what you meant to type...?

You realize I said WAL-MART right.


Speaking of, what day are we all hanging out tomorrow or Sunday? Or is your boss putting the shackles on?

[Mr Tonka]

I wonder who in the OT would lose their shit first should alcohol all of a sudden not be available for purchase.

[Axius]

Not me, I'll just smoke a fatty to the dome instead.


That's a lie, I'd lose my shit and start fermenting fruit under my bed like a prison cell.

[sterile stork]

Originally Posted by wrickem

Try these too, along with the compresses. And especially after it goes away so it doesn't ever come back like most chalazions do. They are my sensitive eyelid's best friends . Any CVS or drug store chain should have them. Make sure you get "plus" not regular.

WAY superior and easier than baby soap and q-tip!

Awesome recommendation--I have a family member in mind that may benefit from this product.

Originally Posted by Sara504

Wash the exterior once a week with mild, baby shampoo to help prevent a cyst. 28 years and this is the first and hopefully the last one in my life.

I'm not sure of your cosmetic allegiance however you may find success in regular use of something like:
Clinique Clarifying Lotion on cotton rounds. I find it effective at removing excess oil without drying out.

[Axius]

Lups

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Sara504

You're kidding me right?


UGH!!!!!! He wont cut it out


It's way to close to my tear duct right at the corner of my eye. He cant do it without causing permanent damage to my tear duct. He asked me to give him two weeks with trying the compresses because it looks like it wants to bust. I started crying, begging, and pleading him to do anything to get it to out of me now. He sat there for a minute then he took a blade and ever so slightly grazed the capped gland to open it to get it release on its own and he applied pressure (as if to pop a pimple) it wouldnt bust. He thinks it should be gone by the weekend if I apply the hottest level of heat I can tolerate for 30 minutes a day and try applying pressure directly afterwards on my own 3 times a day, told me to discontinue the Ciproflaxion the other DR gave me on Tuesday because that treats eye infections. My eye is not infected so there's no need for those drops and I should have never been prescribed that to begin with. This is a problem with the eyelid, not the eye its self. Ciproflaxion treats the eye, not the eyelid. So he gave me an oral antibiotic to try and to give him until Sunday. If it's not gone by Sunday call the clinic on Monday and he will have me come in and he will inject a steroid into the eyelid to break it up.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph I just want this damn thing gone. How many Dr's is this going to take.

Wash your eyelids with baby soap weekly to prevent a clogged oil gland and going through what I am going through.

Reading this caused my right eye to start twitching...

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I wonder who in the OT would lose their shit first should alcohol all of a sudden not be available for purchase.

Not it, I've been dry 8 days and still alive.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Axius

I hope I make it to 50.

I remember when my goal was to make it to 25!!!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

Not me, I'll just smoke a fatty to the dome instead.


That's a lie, I'd lose my shit and start fermenting fruit under my bed like a prison cell.

Knowing is half the battle. Now you can be sure to keep fruit on your grocery list. Just in case.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Not it, I've been dry 8 days and still alive.

8 Days! Nice. Does this evening mark the end of your 8 day dry spell?

[1MOREMOD]

No all month. Have that ipa I made 2 days ago fermenting away that will be ready in month. Going to Belize in feb that may be drunkfest.