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      01-06-2016, 05:40 PM   #1915
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      01-06-2016, 05:40 PM   #1916
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      01-06-2016, 05:42 PM   #1917
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that was some voodoo shit man!!

I'm rarely surprised but after i read that i kind of sat back in my chair for a minute and looked around my office for some spy cameras or listening devices.
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      01-06-2016, 05:42 PM   #1918
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My handle is Mr Tonka. In the app i mean.
Sweet. If this turns out to be a guilt-o-meter, I'm so deleting it.
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      01-06-2016, 05:44 PM   #1919
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Sweet. If this turns out to be a guilt-o-meter, I'm so deleting it.
Lol

I just had a maple donut with a cup of maple french toast hot chocolate and when i was done i was like Fuck!! i have to type that shit in now..... But still under daily goal, so no deleting for me..... today.
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      01-06-2016, 06:16 PM   #1920
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Sweet. If this turns out to be a guilt-o-meter, I'm so deleting it.
I take it as a challenge. Morton's Steakhouse in NYC has to have the calories listed on the menu, and the numbers were so absurd that my coworker and I just went for it. 2500 each at dinner. I aim to beat that again soon.
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      01-06-2016, 06:28 PM   #1921
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I take it as a challenge. Morton's Steakhouse in NYC has to have the calories listed on the menu, and the numbers were so absurd that my coworker and I just went for it. 2500 each at dinner. I aim to beat that again soon.
Yeah, but that's Mortons. Try looking up the calories on a bowl of Cream of Sum Yung Guy at Ho Lee Fuk's in Queens.
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Yeah, but that's Mortons. Try looking up the calories on a bowl of Cream of Sum Yung Guy at Ho Lee Fuk's in Queens.
Is that where you're taking me next time you're on the east coast?
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Is that where you're taking me next time you're on the east coast?
Do they have a petulant child menu?
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      01-06-2016, 06:30 PM   #1924
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Yeah, but that's Mortons. Try looking up the calories on a bowl of Cream of Sum Yung Guy at Ho Lee Fuk's in Queens.
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      01-06-2016, 06:32 PM   #1925
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Do they have a petulant child menu?
Sorry, mama. I promise I'll behave.
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Sorry, mama. I promise I'll behave.
Where's the fun in that? Let's just go to the park and I'll throw some birdseed at you.
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Where's the fun in that? Let's just go to the park and I'll throw some birdseed at you.
I will fuzzy pink handcuff you to the park bench and attach a loaf of bread to your junk. Uh, vagina.
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I will fuzzy pink handcuff you to the park bench and attach a loaf of bread to your junk. Uh, vagina.
Your memory is for shit today. I have cuff keys and long arms.
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Your memory is for shit today. I have cuff keys and long arms.
Sorry, next time I'll lay out all the details, including the ones where I take the keys, you orangutan.
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Sorry, next time I'll lay out all the details, including the ones where I take the keys, you orangutan.
I'm sorry
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and apparently she could have posted a picture of her credit card and you could figure out her age. lol
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