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12-28-2015, 05:43 PM

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I dunno man, it doesn't sound like the life I'm looking for. Thanks for the offer though. *hair flip*

Alex taught me how to do that, wasn't it cool?

Fine, I'll go back to my old trade of counting cards at the casino, make millions, and buy a fleet of M cars and P cars and live in a small house, ginormous garage, with another garage for car part storage, and another garage for doing car work.

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12-28-2015, 05:48 PM

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Fine, I'll go back to my old trade of counting cards at the casino, make millions, and buy a fleet of M cars and P cars and live in a small house, ginormous garage, with another garage for car part storage, and another garage for doing car work.

Me me me!!

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12-28-2015, 05:51 PM

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Fine, I'll go back to my old trade of counting cards at the casino, make millions, and buy a fleet of M cars and P cars and live in a small house, ginormous garage, with another garage for car part storage, and another garage for doing car work.

Come and visit?

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You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.

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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?

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12-28-2015, 06:05 PM

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Satan...?

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Malorie / Milicent or Trixie...

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Persephone

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Maleficent??

Evil, prepster, grandma, cereal, evil, evil...

How about something that says fast, powerful (but not East German powerful), gorgeous, sexy, and high maintenance?

Persephone isn't evil! Just because you're married to Hades doesn't make you a bad person.

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you're like, the cocaine godmother of BP.

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12-28-2015, 06:09 PM

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You've got a lot of making up to do, that's all I'm saying.

Ha! I did say date!

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12-28-2015, 06:14 PM

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Persephone isn't evil! Just because you're married to Hades doesn't make you a bad person.

So my mom telling me about the company I keep was a lie?

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12-28-2015, 06:15 PM

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Ha! I did say date!

I just looked at that text too hoping you wouldn't go back in time.

Fine, you're off the hook, you're my date for the night.

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12-28-2015, 06:24 PM

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Persephone isn't evil! Just because you're married to Hades doesn't make you a bad person.

So my mom telling me about the company I keep was a lie?

Depends on whether you keep that company because said company abducted you and tricked you into staying.

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12-28-2015, 06:25 PM

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Depends on whether you keep that company because said company abducted you and tricked you into staying.

Biorin, boobs are awesome! I came to realize this today!

Just wanted to share.

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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?

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12-28-2015, 06:26 PM

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Depends on whether you keep that company because said company abducted you and tricked you into staying.

Biorin, boobs are awesome! I came to realize this today!

Just wanted to share.

I couldn't agree more! Please text me the circumstances of said discovery.

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12-28-2015, 06:27 PM

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I just looked at that text too hoping you wouldn't go back in time.

Fine, you're off the hook, you're my date for the night.

I win

. You're buying me a drink

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12-28-2015, 06:30 PM

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I win

. You're buying me a drink

I'm no chump, you buy me a drink!

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12-28-2015, 06:32 PM

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I'm no chump, you buy me a drink!

I'll buy you one, you buy me ten.

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12-28-2015, 06:33 PM

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Depends on whether you keep that company because said company abducted you and tricked you into staying.

But that would mean I'm a fatalist and have no control over the length of incarceration....

Doesn't jibe with my little L libertarian philosophy, Liberty.

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12-28-2015, 06:37 PM

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Depends on whether you keep that company because said company abducted you and tricked you into staying.

But that would mean I'm a fatalist and have no control over the length of incarceration....

Doesn't jibe with my little L libertarian philosophy, Liberty.

Take it up with the Greek gods, dude.

Little L libertarian is the way to go.

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12-28-2015, 06:43 PM

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I'll buy you one, you buy me ten.

Let's just wait until I get there before we start trying to make negotiations.

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12-28-2015, 06:49 PM

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I worked literally for an hour.

I need tips on the rich hubby thing! Anyone? I need one, it was exhausting and I don't wanna ever to try that again!

You worked for a whole hour? Wow!

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12-28-2015, 06:54 PM

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Let's just wait until I get there before we start trying to make negotiations.

I hope you know what you're in for. I'm fun, but my other half "B" is pretty crazy. See you soon

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12-28-2015, 07:01 PM

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I hope you know what you're in for. I'm fun, but my other half "B" is pretty crazy. See you soon

On the contrary, I hope you know what YOU'RE in for.

It's going to be the NYE of all NYE's.

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12-28-2015, 07:07 PM

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On the contrary, I hope you know what YOU'RE in for.

It's going to be the NYE of all NYE's.

I think it'll be great if B's bf didn't come.

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12-28-2015, 07:08 PM

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I think it'll be great if B's bf didn't come.

Why? I've already got the only date I need.

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