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      06-26-2016, 08:50 AM   #1805
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Also, I somehow woke up with a bumble match that must have happened during my stiffness (lolz) overnight. She's actually probably the only pretty African-American descent girl I've ever matched with. And she's probably not even gonna send a message.


She does remind me of like, an Ethiopian voodoo witch. I like it. Mike. I didn't actually get to change my bio btw. LOL.
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Also, I somehow woke up with a bumble match that must have happened during my stiffness (lolz) overnight. She's actually probably the only pretty African-American descent girl I've ever matched with. And she's probably not even gonna send a message.


She does remind me of like, an Ethiopian voodoo witch. I like it. Mike. I didn't actually get to change my bio btw. LOL.
She looks really good my friend even without makeup ..
Go for it tiger !
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The stings are real RN.
You show exellent work ! Congrats brother
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The stings are real RN.
You show exellent work ! Congrats brother
It was tough, I haven't been tattooed in over 3 years. I was pretty anxious, and as soon as the needle hit the skin I was like "ah, there it is". Only problem is the length, I don't think I could sit for longer than 4 hours. I would probably pass out.


And yeah, she's surprisingly pretty. I was honestly thrown off. At least her hair is real.
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I hate the under dispensing. Like, how can that even be an option? It's blasphemous smh.
Aging myself here but Dr. Dean Edell quoted from a study that was done examining just that: Under vs Over in the dispensing of toilet paper. Homes that dispensed over had higher educational attainment and income vs. those that under dispensed. I $hit you not. Someone did a study on this crap. (Puns intended.)
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It was tough, I haven't been tattooed in over 3 years. I was pretty anxious, and as soon as the needle hit the skin I was like "ah, there it is". Only problem is the length, I don't think I could sit for longer than 4 hours. I would probably pass out.


And yeah, she's surprisingly pretty. I was honestly thrown off. At least her hair is real.
Real hair is a must. Or you could end up with this:

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/f8/f8194...1ad5379d98.jpg
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It was tough, I haven't been tattooed in over 3 years. I was pretty anxious, and as soon as the needle hit the skin I was like "ah, there it is". Only problem is the length, I don't think I could sit for longer than 4 hours. I would probably pass out.


And yeah, she's surprisingly pretty. I was honestly thrown off. At least her hair is real.
Real hair is a must. Or you could end up with this:

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/f8/f8194...1ad5379d98.jpg
That's exactly how about 60% of them look. They LOVE blonde wigs like nobody's business. It's horrid.
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Real hair is a must. Or you could end up with this:

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Ohh....Wow she looks like it's Carnival !
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Ohh....Wow she looks like it's Carnival !
Really bad carnival, Philippe.
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It was tough, I haven't been tattooed in over 3 years. I was pretty anxious, and as soon as the needle hit the skin I was like "ah, there it is". Only problem is the length, I don't think I could sit for longer than 4 hours. I would probably pass out.


And yeah, she's surprisingly pretty. I was honestly thrown off. At least her hair is real.
I have a colleague at work and his upper body and arms are full of tattoos ..
He said he takes 3 Dafalgan's forte before the tattoo sessions and that really works with the codeine .

Personal I think the problem starts with tattoos when the person with tattoos becomes older ...
I saw it a few times on persons with the age +/- 70 year old and it looked ridiculous because the skin at that age is only hanging around us and the tattoos show I don't know what anymore..
But need to say yours look really good
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It was tough, I haven't been tattooed in over 3 years. I was pretty anxious, and as soon as the needle hit the skin I was like "ah, there it is". Only problem is the length, I don't think I could sit for longer than 4 hours. I would probably pass out.


And yeah, she's surprisingly pretty. I was honestly thrown off. At least her hair is real.
I have a colleague at work and his upper body and arms are full of tattoos ..
He said he takes 3 Dafalgan's forte before the tattoo sessions and that really works with the codeine .

Personal I think the problem starts with tattoos when the person with tattoos becomes older ...
I saw it a few times on persons with the age +/- 70 year old and it looked ridiculous because the skin at that age is only hanging around us and the tattoos show I don't know what anymore..
But need to say yours look really good
I thought about taking some sedatives LOL, but it doesn't last insanely long. If you've got a heave handed artist though, that can be problematic. In a few weeks I'll have to complete the lower half of this down to my wrist, as well as get some stars/moon in the upper region, along with putting some additional color into the flowers. Then, the automotive concept begins. I am super excited for that.


Yeah, that's part of the reason why I obsess with my conditioning routines and am very strict with my diet (other than last nights Five Guys, which I paid for with my asshole this morning). I could be an old, hot, tattooed fart.
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Really bad carnival, Philippe.
Indeed my friend !
But ! There is still hope and I was working on it

Because I posted something for you in "Yas Marina Blue" => # 2354 http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...8#post20163958
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I thought about taking some sedatives LOL, but it doesn't last insanely long. If you've got a heave handed artist though, that can be problematic. In a few weeks I'll have to complete the lower half of this down to my wrist, as well as get some stars/moon in the upper region, along with putting some additional color into the flowers. Then, the automotive concept begins. I am super excited for that.


Yeah, that's part of the reason why I obsess with my conditioning routines and am very strict with my diet (other than last nights Five Guys, which I paid for with my asshole this morning). I could be an old, hot, tattooed fart.
Wow. That sig didn't last long... slightly out of context, but too good to let go.
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Just for you, Dad. :
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Fuck those hoes like we fucked Bin Laden... Gots to terrorize that pussy.... Terrorize that pussy....


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Yo. LMFAO.
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Yo. LMFAO.

I got a t shirt for her "Come with me if you want to eat."


I think that's a rock in front of her in pic 2 but it almost looks like about a pound or so of Canadian bacon.
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that's gotta be a troll account



did match up with a cute Asian girl recently tho. allegedly a doctor
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did match up with a cute Asian girl recently tho. allegedly a doctor
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