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      12-28-2015, 04:10 PM   #1805
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... I said I was asking for a friend, dude. I'm a chick, Viagra would have zero effect on me.
A myth. It works in women.

Efficacy from 52% to 55%. Seriously. I used to sell it. Lots of it.

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Yes, but you have to call the doctor if it persists for more than 5 hours.
4 Hours.

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      12-28-2015, 04:25 PM   #1807
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4 Hours.

Then you need one of these...

Ay caramba...WTF is that??
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      12-28-2015, 04:26 PM   #1808
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Ay caramba...WTF is that??
They have to drain your peen... It's, not pleasant or so I've heard...
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      12-28-2015, 04:27 PM   #1809
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They have to drain your peen... It's, not pleasant or so I've heard...
Well I'm definitely not going to take the Hong Kong Viagra I found inside my rental anymore. I'll just let them stay in that funny little box.
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They have to drain your peen... It's, not pleasant or so I've heard...
This just went to #4 on reasons why it's good to be a girl. Holy moly.
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This just went to #4 on reasons why it's good to be a girl. Holy moly.
Have your first menstrual cycle and see if you still feel that way
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      12-28-2015, 05:57 PM   #1813
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Ay caramba...WTF is that??
=> http://www.medic8.com/healthguide/im...prostadil.html
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      12-28-2015, 06:02 PM   #1814
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My failed attempt at a sketch of Belg...
Your sketch looks actually a lot better than the Belg (me)
In other words...

This is how I actually look like , he's my ancestor and his name is "Ambiorix" and I feel his blood flows in my veines !
The guy was no pussy and kicked ass with Julius Ceasar =>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambiorix
Note: He is only about 3 miles from my house and I see him often and think...
He really looks like me !

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My failed attempt at a sketch of Belg...
Why are you sketching dudes instead of naked women
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Why are you sketching dudes instead of naked women
What's he look like, some kind of Jack Dawson?
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Why are you sketching dudes instead of naked women
Sara do you have any updates about Tara bimmette ?
Her last post was here with me in => # 153 http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...0#post19118730
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Sara do you have any updates about Tara bimmette ?
Her last post was here with me in => # 153 http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...0#post19118730
She's on Winter vacay marrying the man of her dreams. At least that's what I like to think
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Sara do you have any updates about Tara bimmette ?

She doesn't want to participate in OT anymore.
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She doesn't want to participate in OT anymore.
It's an addiction you can't quit
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It's an addiction you can't quit
It's the people that make the place that make the addiction.
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She's on Winter vacay marrying the man of her dreams. At least that's what I like to think
Sara I think your are right

Because I found Tara bimmette and she looks really happy and the man of her dreams too .
But I need to say the tutu looks really cold !


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And the reason why is... ?
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And the reason why is... ?
Reasons.
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Reasons.
A moment I had some reasons too , so I can understand bimmette situation .
Her last words were like....I'm really angry and with this =>
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